I got super drunk and im ashamed

t-man152

t-man152

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so I got really drunk the other night and dont remember it. I was with my girlfriend and took 6 or 7 shots on an empty stomach. I was fine for the first half hour or so but then everything else is either a blur or not there.

so we arive at this bar with nothing but USC students. I didnt have an ID so we payed 20 dollars to the security to let me in (I dont remember this) then I remember going to the restroom once and thats it.

my girlfriend tells me that I went to the restroom alot and that I kept on telling her that I wasnt that drunk and that I would say if you want me to pretend to be drunk I will at which point I acted drunk well the way a drunk person pretending to not be drunk would act trying to impersonate a drunk person (not a pretty picture)

apparently this one time I went to the restroom and coming back I said to her that the guy next to me had a bigger penis than me and had more stamina, she asked me how I knew he had more stamina and I responded, I just do.

im not sure if I actually saw the guys penis or not but im really ashamed of this story and by putting it on newschoolers I know that ill get the emotional support I need.
 
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"dude omg you fuggin p00sy dude i took like 12 shots of malibu once and hpnotiq!OMG!"

Its ok dude, we've all had our moments.

I was throwing full vitamin waters over the bleachers during homecoming cus they were free and i was bored. One of them slipped out of my hand and hit the dean of the highschool right in the back of the head.

oh boy
 
yeah getting drunk isn't good for you. i bet you felt like crap the next morning. at least you didn't have sex with that guy in the restroom though!
 
i hate having to take care of over-drunk kids. worse shit ever but we all have our bad moments. i always tell my friends never to get too drunk cause i will care less.

 
im glad your notmy buddy, i booted face everywhere this weekend while my friends had to carry me into bed, thats what friends are for kid
 
My friend that attempted suicide, when he gets overly drunk he crys in my lap and shit or fights kids.

So yeah, I either have to be sad, or start whippin kids ass.

Hes cool and crazy cool.
 
Haha, that's pretty funny...

My worst blackout moment was in high school when I passed out and when I woke up, was lying about three feet away from my best friend Eric on the same bed... he and I both jumped about five feet up and away from eachother in fear. We later got my friends Collin and Lindsay to admit they'd lifted my unconscious body up on to the bed to see us tweak in the morning, but I was sketched the hell out.
 
I hate blackouts, because you don't even remember if you had a good time or not. Sometimes it's funny stories though, like the last day of highschool exams ever, we went to the beach (apparently), and I heard I was barking around, jumping in the sand. i woke up with sand up my nose, but in my bed. Hell I don't remember my afterprom a single bit either.
 
They woke me up once and said my mom ws blowin up my cell phone at 1 in the morning.

I picked up and she asked why there was 3 police officers the the front door saying i pulled a gun out at a party.

Apparently.
 
Ummmm... I got it so bad a fucking blog entry made about me in the Cream blog on the front page... so... yeah. I know how you feel?
 
^ wow man you're crazy, I mean shit, neither of those are over 50 proof. You're 12 is about the same as his 6 or 7 if his was actual stuff that was made to take shots of, plus he was on an empty stomach.

Its cool man, we all have our moments, and yours isnt all that bad. At least you didn't wake up next to the guy with the larger penis.
 
Well, blacking out to 6 or 7 is kinda weak, but I passed out to a 40 and a game of beer pong once so I can't really talk haha. 40s hit fucking hard...
 
i have memory loss, so it happens even when im not drunk! i love wakeing up not knowing what iv done! its funny hearing later on.
 
yeah i hate it when i get really wasted. I just feel all ashamed like you in the morning for just making a fool of myself. I always make the mistake of dinking on an empty stomache and pretty much each time i do that i wake up in my bathroom not remebering shit. But my latest blackout was at a suprise birthday party where there was like 15-20 kids and we had 5 half g's of Popov (nasty shit) so basically we just made it a juicer with a cooler, popov and hawiian punch. The shit was super tasty. I was like 3 cups deep and then decided to play Jungle pong. I downed another 3 cups and then took a victory shot and that is the last thing i remember. Aparrently all night i was calling my black friend "poo head" all night cause i was just faded and that is what i used to call him when we would get mad blazed back in sophomore year. I was absoultaly trashed by 9, we left the party at 10 cause someone broke a painting supposibly and then i got the spins hard core and spent the rest of the night in a parking lot puking and laying down in my bathroom floor. Thank god my GF was there to help me out. friends are def. key when your getting hammered.
 
haha...blacking out is terrible, i almost never do it anymore which is good, you just gotta find a general idea of your limit and stick to it, like i hardly ever do over 12-15 shots in a short time period (thats like 80 proof or so)...and then just know when i can drink more because of how i feel, and you always have to be able to adjust depending on how much food you have in you and how tired you are and whatever else...but we all have our moments! And now you have a great story to tell forever (even if it had to be told to you because u didn't remember)!
 
apparently I was saying that I wasnt drunk and then when she would say that I was I would say "fine if you say im drunk maybe ill act drunk"

and thats what I did.
 
Dude, you are in college and you blacked out at 7 shots??? What was it, Everclear or something? How much do you weigh? I know how you feel though, my first time drinking, I tried to take 8 beers. I woke up in a bathroom with nothing but boxers on and I was in a puddle. Vomit was crusted to my face and I saw that there was a kareoke maching in the living room. Apparently, we were all so wasted we were singing kareoke at 2 in the morning, then I started puking and my friends poured ice water all over me. That was 4 years ago though, I think I was about 14. Pretty rediculous shit.
 
6 or 7 shots of tequla and 2 big cups of half rum, half coke.

I forgot about those like much of that evening.
 
empty stomachs are the worst. sometimes when i havent ate anything that day or something i can feel a single beer. if i eat a meal before I drink then I drink a flat of brews or a twosix. But honest 6 or 7 shots and a couple strong highballs would fuck me up as well. funny story though.

I def. had a night like you after drinking a box (4L) of red wine and then going to the bar. My cousins band was playing and I guess I walked around and asked people if they were stoked to see the band tonight. A couple guys told me to fuck off so I poured there drinks out then stepped on their cups. I then unplugged the amps during another bands performance and got my ass beat by the bouncers.
 
yeah, a couple weeks ago i had (on an empty stomach) 6 shots of 151, 5 beer, a bunch of wine (i dunno how much), and a mystery shot that i really have no idea what it was because at that point i couldn't taste it. i was trashed and i puked out 3 different windows, so it's a good thing i woke up on the first floor. i still remembered 99% of the nite tho. i got drunk pretty quick and everyone thought i was just gonna stop, but i just kept going and going until i got to the point where my friends took my alcohol away (good thing).
 
Jeeeesssus that is a lot of alcohol... you're lucky things didn't turn out worse than that, Christ...
 
i really dont think you understand the point he was trying to make......

n e ways, the greatest thing(which is probably the only good thing) about blacking out is when all ur friends tell you the fucked up shit you did. I dunno I just think its funny as fuck
 
i know, it really wasn't a good idea. i haven't had any alcohol since actually.

there was a random girl there who was really nice and took care of me when i was puking, and i still haven't figured out who it is. come to think of it, i retract my statement about remembering 99% of the night.... lets make that more like 50-60%.
 
Some of you are weak! lol worse I've had lately was I drank a half of a fifth of 5 O'Clock (about 9 shots) before we went out, then drank like 5 beers, took a few more shots and I weigh about 135 pounds...ended up falling off the Sparty statue at Michigan State, ended up just randomly leaving the party at like 3 am, stumbled my way back and I remember hardly even being able to see. Surprised I wasn't pulled over.

Next morning my knee was all bloody, jeans were ripped and my hip was black and blue. I woke up at 1 and was still drunk haha it sucked
 
"I said to her that the guy next to me had a bigger penis than me and had more stamina, she asked me how I knew he had more stamina and I responded, I just do."

lmao-real.jpg
 
i blacked out like probably the 3rd week of school, took at least 12 shots in about 45 mins, remember leaving my dorm to go downtown and thats it. Apparently I almost got hit by a car, I fell down and fucked my hand up, and then ended up pissing on my dorm building without getting caught. was a good night
 
Probably the most drunk I've ever been was when I was extremely angry and downed 1 shots in about 10 minutes because I'm a budding alcoholic and didn't feel like dealing with it (I weighed about 140 at the time). I blacked out within fifteen minutes of it hitting me.

We were drinking on a riverbank, apparently we walked about a mile and a half upstream back to my friend's house. I guess I kept trying to take a piss in the river but my friends kept pushing me over and I couldn't stand back up so I'd float a good 100 feet before they'd help me back up haha.

Eventually we made it to the road and, who would have guessed, my friend's mom and a cop are thirty feet away. Fortunately, the cop didn't seem to notice, according to my friends who were there, but the kid's mom followed us back to his house, where I proceeded to pass out on her bed. They tried to tell her I was really tired, but that didn't fly when she flipped over the mattress and I failed to budge.

So... she dragged me into her car, threw me out into the driveway, honked the horn, and drove off. My parents found me, I had a blackout argument with my dad (never a good thing), and the next thing I remember since actually taking the shots on the riverbank was waking up in my bed, wondering how the fuck I got there, and hearing my mom telling me I needed to see a drinking counselor.

Good day, overall.
 
dude your friends mom is a bitch. throwing you out on the driveway and honking the horn. She didnt even take you home for your own safety, she did it because shes a bitch. I would totally tell of your buddies mom. what a whore.
 
Blacking out is the worst man. I hate waking up and the first thing you think is "what stupid shit did I do last night?" I blacked out hard one night, and was wandering around town for like 5 hours going to different parties. My friends told me that apparently I was chilling with that Kristin girl from that MTV Laguna Beach show, and then I knocked over a whole beer pong table by leaning on it. Got kicked out of the party and woke up the next morning in my own bed.
 
She hates me because I'm a "bad influence". No matter what I or her kid say, she's convinced I'm responsible for getting her kid into drinking, weed, etc., so as far as she's concerned she was justified.
 
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