I got spanked today

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bagO'tricks

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well...i was out driving a little while ago in my car when a ferrari or a lambo (i cant remember) pulled up next to me. Naturally I wanted to race that mother in my Z28. We glanced at eachother a few times and it was officially on. The light turned green and I beat him off the line...right now I had about a half a cars length on him and I was thinkin'....man I got this! Then...he must have put it into 2nd cuz I heard VVVVRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM and watched him fly by. He kicked my ass to the next light. I wanted a rematch so we went at it two more times and he just kept spankin me and spankin me. I practically had an orgasm racing this car. what a night!

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haha, nice nice, but you sure musta got creamed by that car, lol, ah well. I can't wait till I get my Audi, only like a million years of saving, haha, OOOO

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hehe, what the hell didya expect? but doing that is sooooo much fun. its better when you burn someone though, instead of getting burned yourself. try another car nest time, maybe you'll actually have a chance. hahaha

 
hahaha that is so much fun to do...I pulled up next to a porsche at this light in my town (keep in mind that I have an outback) and I was revving my engine and shit and he just completely burned me...the best thing to do is to be driving really slow in front of an expensive car so that the person tailgates you and then just fucking gun it up to like 70 and burn them

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tim, im saving for an audi right now too. the s6 avant is gonna kill those jap raver cars all day long

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yea i thought it was and duncan or whoever said that i always do that its fun, just let them tail gate you then floor it and blow by them its great or just go like 10 mph too that really pisses them off more

 
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