I got Punched int he Nose

[InfernoHits]

I was helping a drunk friend out last night with his girl cause she drank way to much and was passed out and puking so I was rubbing her back trying to comfort her and make her feel better. The drunk friend happens to be on steriods and fucking comes up behind me and grabs my by the throat so I am like chill the fuck out, so I threw him into a dresser and held his arms and hes like "ok ok I'm sorry" and I was like "I'm rubbing her back to make her feel better and help out!" and hes like "fuck you" and punched me in the face. Fuck he like my best friend here and in the mornign he gave me a pencil to make it up to me. but damn it.

 

[Triple11]

HAHAHA u have the best college stories

 

[imotion]

damn, it was damn worth it , put the pencil on ebay duh

 

[Coalescent]

mmmm a pencil

 

[InfernoHits]

yea its alright a standard yellow one, I was hoping it was mechanical but its not. Full eraser unsharpened...a #2 made by stillcraft

 

[Lord_Piot]

you dumb fuck, you werent rubbing her back to make her feel better you were waiting for her to pass out so you could get some.

 

[timmi]

what a deal!

pencil for a punch.

thats like what i do when my freidns are thirsty. "ill give you this drink, for 1 solid kick to the nuts"

 

[KingShit]

Shit if you were rubbing my girls back I would get pissed too. It's not your job to rub her back, it's the boyfriends regardless of wheteher he is doing it or not. You definetly pushed the envelope too far all you would of had to do is made sure she got a glass of water,blanket and a pillow.

 

[InfernoHits]

yea but shes like my really good friend and the guy was belligerantly drunk and not doing shit

 

[EC-Tom]

it was the nice thing to do but if someone did that to my girl i'd be pissed too, especially if I was under the influence

 

[396222687862]

haha yeah a pencil???

 

[SteezePatrol]

it's a sign, the next time you touch his girl, your getting a pencil up the ass

 

[skifree919]

you probably shouldnt be friends with him because hes a moron juicehead.

 

[skifree919]

tell him to have fun when his balls are the size of frozen peas

 

[St.Steezy]

frozen blueberries taste so good

 

[p-lin101]

i dont think i believe a word you say

 

[skihillraod]

its fake but who cares, tell her to leave him cause he's on roids.

 

[casualfiasco]

how random do you get

 

[InfernoHits]

its not fake guys, this is my college life. Weird I know but whatever I have tons of stories

 

[skiierman]

Haha that reminds me of when my brother was drunk and got in a fight with a coke head.

 

[Badfish2]

if it was a #3 i would have punched him back

 

[Norred]

i never understood what the number means. i've never even seen anything other than #2.

 

[4skizzle]

post a pic of the pencil

 

[johanblaze]

"so I am like chill the fuck out, so I threw him into a dresser"

hahahahaha

 

[.John.]

getting hit in the face hurts so damn bad

 

[johanblaze]

uhhh... it can hurt real damn bad, but most shots seem to connect with the jaw. it hurts the hell of a lot worse to get hit somewhere like the stomach, kidneys, or ribs as opposed to bone in my opinion.

 

[.John.]

my face I meant nose. jaw isn't too bad, but a square punch to the nose hurts like no other

 

[johanblaze]

my nose is fucked up from the last time i got punched there. some cartalidge got bumped over and it healed that way. it looks perfectly fine from the outside, but it's a little harder to breathe out of one nostril. meh, i'll be fine i guess. i can't miss work to get surgery for a repair.

 

[freeskier0808]

hahahahaha that sucks.......u should make him let u punch him in the nose to get even haha

peace

 

[.John.]

haha, same here dude, my friend kicked me square in the nose, and now I can't breathe out of my right nostril

 

[sKILOve07]

you have the worst luck ever

 

[Timmy_G]

Its funny how dude is angry, then you push him and hesall chilled, then he gets the angry face again and punches you

 

[1080_grinder]

lol a pencil

 

[PimpDaddySkier]

dixon ticonderoga #2 or nothign for me

 

[back_woods]

different number for differenct hardnessess of lead

 

[awsomecoolguy]

wow some crazy stuff happens to you

 

[DunDunDun]

no, i think you were really undoing her bra. and then he saw it, and knocked you the fuck out.

 

[SchweitzerSki]

is it harder to snort cocaine now?

 

[holyDINOSAURS]

yes

 

[Bangor]

With a little practice, you could be the next _skibum.

 

[wiener]

get punched in the face is for pussies it is all about windshields :S

 

[.John.]

gross, how the hell did that happen?

 

[GotamaBCshredder]

Dude Inferno you should quit college and just kill yourself, or moved to prison and just skip the entire eating shit in life part.

 

[lawless]

baahahahah... a pencil.

no seriously most of you are going to get all the way through this thread before you relize you should have kicked his ass.

 

[johanblaze]

hah, you're a funny little girl.

and to jklops... i would guess he went through a windsheild.

 

[d-loc]

i would just stop trying man hahah

 

[n0gga]

hahah, thats so hilarious

 

[NH_LiNe]

haha, dude im with the kid who decked you, dont rub her back if im rubbin a girls back im workin up a hard on and im gettin ready to try to get in her pants

 

[Schoening]

thats fucking bullshit. definatly needs to be a mechanical if your going to be friends again