I got new fishes. when are they gona die?

ductapeboy

ductapeboy

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so yea... walmart had gold fish on for 8 cents each. :O so I bought 11 of them. te he. they now are living in a the little mermaid aquarium in my kitchen. I got them yeasterday and none are dead yet.... I have no food for them though... but I will get that soon. other than that they seem pretty happy. but yea... how long do you think they are gona last?

Dave Pauls

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I like dead kittens.
 
we should have a betting pool goin here

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Sam

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Attorney General / inspector/talker of good food / NO. 2 of the EPFC
 
My sister bought some salamanders, and she dumped them in an empty aquarium.... anyways, we all thought they would both die,

only one did, then the other one started eating the other ones head off....

pretty crazy shit, but only ones alive now... we didn't even name them...

'I'm still Ugly'
 
i say 2-3 weeks with no food, 10 bucks in the pool now

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Sam

Offical Terrain Park Supervisor of the NS Isle Resort Destination

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i had a goldfish for 5 years. The last year of its life it would spend its time swimming to the bottom of the bowl and floating back up upside down. It was funny kind of.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
dude... I thought it would be like 2 days with no food... I think I am gona get foood tomorow... or maybe tonight. there are stil 11 alive for now... and I am a fucking idiot... fish don't generally live that well for me... like the one I had in the wiskey bottle.... lol he only lasted a week.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
I bought one of those frogs in those like 6in cubes and I've had him for close to 3 years now, they said their life span is only 1-2 years. So miracles do happen but wiht your fish i'd say give em another 5 days.

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i had one of those tiny crabs, and it lived for like 2 years but one night my dad left the lid off the tank and it escaped.....................

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i'd say dave's fish will live about another 2 weeks

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I think my frog should be in the guiness book for longest living frog from a grocery store. Hes gonna dies at least wihtin the next year though cause the food that came with him wont last that long.

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i give a month for all 11 of the fish, a week for the first one to die, giving that dave gets food tonight. ha and tyler has one of those crabs.. he almost froze it to death by leaving it in his truck. haha

*brooke*

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dude... the heat lamp was good for him... the stupid fish just wouldn't eat.... yea thats it... hmm.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
dude... the heat lamp was good for him... the stupid fish just wouldn't eat.... yea thats it... hmm.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
I bet $500 that the fish live longer than Dave.

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As long as you dont put a big ass light shining right into their tank and boil em again they should last awhile

You beamed to the wrong planet this time, with a hot pink phaser and one line, before getting morphed into faggot dust.

 
yeah dave. dont be a dumbass with the fishes again. killing them by blocking the air with a plant... and boiling them... but i say 2 years. only because you are living with your parents. and at least THEY aren't dumb. hehe.

hey while i was in fernie. my 4 guppy fish ate my beta fighting fish... like. hes all gone. there is nothing left of him.. and my snail that i bought for the tank. had babysnails. but i think one crept up the side to the top and got cooked from the light..

i dont know so much
 
Poor fish...my heart goes out to them. Who would want to lve with Dave? Besides Cryss I mean....hehe.

jk taters...

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Yeah the last time you baked that poor fucker in the whiskey bottle. You are a bad man pauls, a very bad man.

 
Yeah the last time you baked that poor fucker in the whiskey bottle. You are a bad man pauls, a very bad man.

 
dude my friend has a goldfish thats 12 years old! its a goldfish that they bought at a fair in a bag! 12 years the dam thing has been alive!

Lets go skiing
 
there is nothing wrong with keeping fish in a whiskey bottle. and the book said that it liked warm water. and if it didn't get heat it would just sit there... and that is what it was doing.... so yea.... the light was to keep it warm.... it only died after you guys took the light away... fockers. thats my story and I'm sticking to it. as for my parents taking care of them.... they went away on vacation. they specificly said I wasn't alowed to get fish. and walmart said that you can't return live things... te he. so I am stuck with them... and they are going to stacey once I leave.... if they are still alive. they have an aquarium this time... it has the little mermaid in it. she is hot. well for a fish.... hmm. I still have no food though... you think that is a problem? meh.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
i got the sickest fish, its a siamese fighting fish and it lives under a plant in the top of the water which is part of the tank that holds the fish, it is hard to explain but its cool because the fish is red and blue and you only have to feed it once a week because it eats the plant roots too

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yeah. wierd.. my beta fighting fish was red and blue too. (also like daves before he killed it in the whiskey bottle) but ours both played in the plants. and i got plants months after i got him.. and then slowly the plants began to die off and it looked like they had been eated at the bottm because theyare all no floating in the water at the top.

but beta's dont fight unless its another beta. ilearned that i bought 4 gupy red eyed fish and put them in the same tank. and they started to beat him up.. and then they killed him.. and ate him.. cause i never took him out of the tank but his body isnt there.. i dont like my 4 new fish.. they are killers..

i dont know so much
 
they should live for quite a long time gold fish are relatives of carp and can live in some of the nastiest dirtiest water as long as you dont put anything in the tank that may be 'toxic' to them which could be anything from a plastic toy to soap used to clean the tank.

Gotta love the midwest
 
i wanna get a pirhana

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yea so the first fish died today. the rest seem ok... well the one little one seems to be missing part of its fin... and one of the big ones keep kissing it.... I think they are friends.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
without food they will only live for a few days. I spend about $4 a week on goldfish to feed my other fishes. My biggest fish is a little smaller than my hand, but my friends fish is huge. Last weekend we bought a mouse at the pet store and the fucking fish ate it. it was pretty sweet but the remains made a nasty mess in the filter. Does anyone else on this site keep aggressive fish?

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my friend had some fish and we tried to kill them but they were simple indestructable,we put 2 whole containers of food in,javex,windex,shout,rye,vodka,my friend pissed in it,cat shit,pop, loads of cigarette butts and ashes, and a shit load more of stuff and they didnt die,

 
I did that with a sachel of babies once. Shit was hilarious... hahahaha, that was a sweet day.....

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I'm joking, just in case anyone wants to send me to jail. That was a joke. Poor babies though....

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I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
 
i will name you ns.com's coolest individual if you keep all the dead fish untill theyre all dead and try to return them to walmart..have a friend tape it from behind a wall or something..walk up to customer service and just plop a bag of dead fish on the counter....BETTER YET!!! sneak all the dead fish back into wal mart and put them in a tank when no ones looking..thatd be cool

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there were already like 10 dead fishes in there. it is wallmart... like every tank had dead fish in it... lol I was like I want that pink fuzzy one that is sleeping in the corner... and they were like - um I think we should pick you a different one....

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
ha but seriously you gotta put them back in the take poke holes in them and put some pills in their mouths so the others die

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so what are your likes and dislikes?

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I had 3 pirhanas at one time, the lived for 2 years eating those kind of goldfish you have now. 12 of em a week. But then my tank heater went crazy and fried them :(.

They were pretty mean though, one of em bit me once and I had tiny jaw marks on my finger for 2 weeks.

Taylor

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how much were they and where can you get them

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*shakes head*...dave..all i have to say is that you shouldnt flush the fish until they are ACTUALLY dead..fish killer...lol

i had a gold fish and it died after 3 weeks from that heat wave in the summer...poor fish :|

 
I think you should document your life but how do you do that when real life gets more like fiction each day...

And then talk about how you're really God and that if you wanted to you could let these fish live for all eternity but because god is cruel and vengeful you're just gonna let 'em die.

It's a thought.

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hey steph, at least I didnt' cook my fish in a heat wave like you did to poor sushi. but yea, fishy number 2 died yeasterday. he was just kinda chillen at the top on his side.... he was the one that the other one kept kissing... I think the kissing one will be sad now. hmm. right... so I am down to 9 now.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
$20 says the rest die within the next 2 days, and $10 says its in some wierd accident

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the mouthfucker will need another friend. Too bad you won't fit in there.

are they growing mould or fur or anything? I want to see a furry fish.

 
ive done that before, not fun or cool at all. thats why i will never get drunk or high with some certain people anymore.. they are assholes

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wow, i know ppl like that too

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8 cent goldfishes!!!! I want one.....or maybe a hundred!! Imagine a massive tank with 100 gold fishes.

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