i got my licence today

skiman523

skiman523

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So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
a civic.... hey its better then nothing ( i didnt pick it out) its my sisters.

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
good luck geting through winter, everyone i know who got their license always crash 1st winter

 
yeah I got my liscence right before winter, never been in a crash, well, not one that was my fault anyways.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
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So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
eh to much mony ill throw a spoiler on but i dont want this civc that icredibly loud has pimp rims and cant top 100

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
i hate those people

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
eh prop a step up from the stock spoiler

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
definately you need to get a minimum of 5 fox racing stickers, of course those would go with your 10 honda racing decals, and then a fin that's a different color than your car, preferably primer. thats how to pimp out a civic right... and since the stickers raise you like 25 HP a peice, you've basically got a porsche.

leather is overrated anyway

“Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain’t it, and you know it was like amazing.� -Ali G
 
dude, for sure^ and you cannot forget the type R stickers, that will make you a huge badass, and those little girly men in their 'vettes will go home crying after seeing your pimp ride.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.
 
wow how many times do i have to answer YES i do want a cookie. i never gotten one cookie though

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
thats cool. my sister got her permit a while ago and due to a new law in our state, she has to hold it for one year before she can get her license

Dont' come running to me when you cut your legs off with a lawnmower!!
 
I remember when I first got my license. well, not really - I drove drunk alot.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

-221

nigga4life on green christmases:

10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real

stacken Gs niggaz

i got a white christmas to niggaz hahahahah its called crack niggaz
 
well its yestuday now

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
nice job, i dont get my permit for a year

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-
 
in MA:

Driving is a priveliage, not a right

driving regulations in ma are the worst

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

Live. Breath. Dream. Ski.

Mass Chaos
 
sweet now u can drive to the city and pick up hookers too, that always makes for an interesting friday night

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
im takin drivers ed in school now. so i can get mine in january, i bet i'll fail the first time though. what'd the person make u do?

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
the test is really easy, dont worry. odds are your insructor will just give you a 100 regardless of how you did. at least thats what mine did. i get my license in 3 months

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier
 
if u fail the drivers test in my state you deserve to be run over, because you would either have to be retarded or commit vehicular manslaughter during the test

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
i just got my permit today

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“When you sit back and you look out and your on top of a peak you realize that there’s no worries in life and its all about happiness right then�- C.R. Johnson

“For me it’s the kind of fun that I like to have, it’s going skiing in these big mountains and having the opportunities to get into these places we get to go.�- Seth Morrison
 
I got my license 8 months ago. Still driving my shitty ass 1983 buick century. Big alluminum spoiler on it though, 27 HP added right there. Plus my double chrome exhaust tip adds ATLEAST 34 HP. Hopefully i'll be getting a manual 2001 Civic EX Coupe this spring.

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