I got drunk at work

davidh

davidh

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I know most of you prolly with say i'm full o shit, but here gopes.

TOday was my last day of work before i leave for Thailand on exhcange for 10 motnhs. I've never had a drink before. I work at a pool in a hotel. I was taking the drity towels to be cleaned in huosekeeping. They clean the units, and take stuff that hasnt been used home. There was a half full botlte of gin there, and I decided since I've never had a drnik before, i might as wel. Anyway, I had about two shots, and went back to work. After 20 minuts, i felt sometihinng, but I didnt think it was much. (maybe me just acting drunk cause I thought I should be drunk (mental shit))I took some more towels to housekeepin, and had three more shots. A little laster i was pretty sure I was drunk caus when I looked around, my vision started to blur and stuff. SO the first time i've ever been drunk, I was retrarded casue I had to come home and my speech was a little slurred at dinner but I think my parents didnt notice. Kind of a shitty way to get intoxicated for my firt time...alone an at work. I didnt think 4 shots would do it, but it sure did.

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matt walker informed me that I onlyt had 4 shots

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word^ it makes the day go by WAY faster

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it was my last day. what are they gonna do?

If they turn me in, I'd be like 'what are you doing with a bottle of gin in the workplace?'

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^ i like the way you think, my friend worked at this store place and on the last day he worked he gave us so much free food

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You're 16, and you've never had a drink? That amazes me... Maybe I'm just a raging alcoholic, but I've been getting wasted since I was like 13.

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Here I am

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Always...
 
^On second thought, forget the 'maybe'.

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In a haze

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I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

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yea ive been drinking since i was abotu 13 too. i used to go home at lunch and drink and go back in the afternoon in grade 8. boy i sure was popular.

Peter: What the hell did you do?

Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?

Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
 
Maybe he isnt 16. Anyways.. you would know if yo got drunk. When you are pissed there is no dought at all.

 
First time I got drunk I was 15, last time i got drunk I was 15. It was alright, the first time was better than the second cause I almost got busted by the coppers, but it's just a waste of money and not really worth it.

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Went to work while tripping on acid few times- does that count? No I didnt get busted cuz I'm real good on not making it so obvious that I'm not sober.

 
i work at a ski shop, and rental boots 234-240 are off limits to rent cause they r are beer rack. take a bathroom break and shotgun a couple beers. our damn boss poors fuckin wiskey in his coffee

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I once drank a mickey and a half then went to work at McDonald's for an 11pm-4am shift. It was soooooo good.

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people that get hangovers are stupid, ive never had one

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me and a couple friends brought water bottles full of straight vodka to school one day in grade 8 and drank them all, it was funny

 
me and my frineds did that last day sec 1,

going to work baked is sweet

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i get drunk 5-6 times a week

but its the summer so its ok

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DAMN RIGHT
 
ive been getting fucked up since i was thirteen, way to make me feel like an asshole

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You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

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damn you guys have a drinking problem....ive never drank and i dont see any point in it....i bet you guys have some funny drunk stories to tell

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my boss/the owner of the shop i work at gets ripped every day weather its high or drunk, or a combination of both, everyday, it's cool

GO FLAMES!!
 
jd, i know hwo you feel...cept i've been drinking since i was 12...i deserve a medal....

and yes, i believe alcoholic is the term that suits us both...

btw, you know you can get a BUI? Biking Under the Influence? I'm dead serious..

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i swear to drunk im not god.
 
Yah we used to drink JagerBombers at work all night.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
i dont know about a BUI, but if there was such a thing I think I would have gotten it. I was swervin all over the place. I couldnt concentrate on biking. I kept looking at all the cars on the side of the road, and I would turn into them. i didnt crash tho

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i sometimes wonder how i get home on a bike after drinking and why i am not pastout in a ditch somewhere?? i think it is bound to happen, but he at least i am not driving.

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

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i sometimes wonder how i get home on a bike after drinking and why i am not pastout in a ditch somewhere?? i think it is bound to happen, but he at least i am not driving.

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
i used to work in a hotel resteraunt and it was the worst job ever. Me and this girl were pissed at our boss so we took the master key and 2 bottles of champagne to the biggest room, got drunk paid for 3 porn movies and charged it to the room then told the boss we were helping a blind guy in the gym. I got fired. it was worth it though

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my friend drinks at work every night, but hes a bartender

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how the fuck do you ride a bike when your drunk?!

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dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
i ride my bike wasted almost every day. you can get a BUI but its only a $200 fine so its no biggie. i had to pay $2500 to get out of my DUI i got while driving completely sober smoking a spliff.

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If you get drunk with friends you are a person who likes to party. if you get drunk by yourself you are an alocoholic like jd

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the worst is when i bike home drunk from a friends house, i almost always have to take this little tiny bridge in the middle of a park wwhich has no lighting and when its cloudy, you cant see shit. Its scarry as fuck cause your swerving everywhere and if you dong go across the bridge youll die.

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first time i got drunk was out in whis a few summers ago. i just remember falling down some stairs at the whistler village in and then looking up to see john smart and his wife watch me in awe. then i went upstairs and puked over my balcony. it was super fun trying to get through the airport terminal on a buzz.

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