i got contacts...

rsd

rsd

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yayyyy! after leaving my glasses in spokane, losing and breaking my glasses cases, looking like a retard, and not being able to know whats going on in football, i finally got contacts. they r really ichy and strange tho. how many of you wear contacts?

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'how vain is it to sit down and write, when you have not stood up to live'

-Andrew P

I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.

 
i have contacts...ive had them for like....5 years now...they are great. so much easier than glasses. you will get used to them in like a week for sure..it didnt take me long at all...just a day or two. i find now when i wear my glasses they just seem like such a hassle. you cant wrestle with glasses..they get bent.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
i want contacts but im lazy

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I've had my contacts since age 6, no joke. well i had 1 back then, then i got another when my other eye started getting bad

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
i refuse to pay for contacts. My mom said she would get then for me soon so yah. And they look fucking retarded under ski goggles

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Grandmaster CT Skiers

'i am smarter than the average indivitual'-D-Loc AKA 'I'm the coolest'
 
not actual wrestling.....but you know....sometimes when im in a fighting mood i wrestle the bf. because lets be honest here...i cant punch at all. i suck. at punching.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
^^ your a chick?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
contacts look retarded under ski goggles? what?

i am a girl.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
i love my contacts. it makes nordic skiing so much easier

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'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
i have them. I looked like a retard for a LONG time with my glasses. Ew i hate them. I have had my contacts for like 2 years now. They are so much better... and i cant even feel them anymore.

-Michelle
 
i have contacts, and ive had them since gr. 2, and im in gr. 12 now.

i also get them at a super discount because my uncle is an optometrist.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Joel

'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
 
i wear them. do you have soft or hard lenses, because that's weird if you find soft contacts itchy.

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--west
 
I wear contacts. I'm so bad at putting them in and shit after 2 years now. I want laser eye surgery. My mom's going in soon so i'll see how that goes. But contacts are way better than wearing glasses. There are some contacts that you can wear to sleep and shit.

'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
 
I wear contacts. I'm so bad at putting them in and shit after 2 years now. I want laser eye surgery. My mom's going in soon so i'll see how that goes. But contacts are way better than wearing glasses. There are some contacts that you can wear to sleep and shit.

'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
 
heh perfect vision rules

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I wear contacts, you get use to them. Sleeping in them really isnt as bad as they try to make you believe, but just be sure to always wash your hands. You HAVE to wear goggles skiing though at all times. I plan on getting the surgery someday, has any had that?

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i love my contacts so much, and i dont understand people that cant put them in easily, ive put them in in the dark w/ one hand

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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'

 
ive had em for about a month, and i swear to god, ive ripped 4. PAIR. four pair. one month. ripped. gone. ya

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
^that sucks..i hate ripping them or losing them, i have lost a few pairs, but never ripped them, well i ripped a contact once, but it was just a tiny piece out of the corner so i still wore them.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
ya, i put one in last night (broke two last night) and then i was like, 'hey, why cant i see good???' so i tried to pop out my contact, and found taht it had ripped in half. i got the first half out no problem,but the second half took me a while

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
i was having a fit one morning because i had put one contact in my eye, and the i went to put the other one in but i sneezed and i didnt think that it went it, so i was pissed because it was my last pair of contacts. so i spent like half an hour on the ground crawling around looking for this contact that i thought i had dropped....turns out i found it later...it was in my eye, just around the side so i could not see it.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
i dont have contact, so i wouldnt know, but wouldnt you feel it on the side of your eye?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
i have the one a day kind... its super easy and i cant really even feel them ne more sometimes i even forget i have them in and fall asleep

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
ya know what really hurts a lot? when you put a contact in that was completely dry... ahh it feels like you got stabbed in the eye.

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'how vain is it to sit down and write, when you have not stood up to live'

-Andrew P

I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.

 
^^^ nah it wasnt folded so i couldnt feel it at all.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
ive had them about 2 years. they are so easy to put in. and i sleep in them all the time. the worst is when you loose one of them in school, and you need the other one so you can somewhat see. it's so annoying having one eye blurry and one clear.

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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

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ya, its weird. i love contacts, they be good to me

if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.

alpentalik
 
yeah contacts are soo good. ive had em for a while now and it makes everything so much easier instead of galsses. LIke soccer and skiing and such

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
ive slept with them in so much over the years that when i do it now, my eyes are super super red when i wake up. to the point where it looks like i am super high.

and yeah icecreamsandwich, ive done that too, where you lose it in the side of your eye...so frustrating.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Joel

'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
 
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