I GOT BARFED ON

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so im sitting at lunch eating my sandwich and like my friend comes over and sits like across from me and hes like not talking just spacing out so im like F that ill talk to sumone else then i look at him again and hes like white as this background then he fucking hurls all over me, turns out hed cut the last 2 classes to smoke a shitload of blueberrry hydro right after HIS lunch and fucking left it in my lap, then he got to leave school

'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
 
hahahhahahahahahhahaha people greening is fucken awesome

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
that gross, your shoulda barffed right back on him.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
you should shit on him

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

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i almost fucking nailed him in the face but like teachers moniter our lunches cause theres always fights, one day fucking 8 kids got suspended. what i want is a massive brawl to start like mosh pit style but trying to kill each other right in our lobby wiht like hundred kids

'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
 
I puked last night, it sucked. Thankfully I managed to make it home before I puked, puking in the toilets at the club is fucking nasty.

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i would of loved to see you on all 4's with your mouth wide open..........mmmmmmmm thats hot

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
my buddy puked in the back of my truck. right in the speakers and all. it stunk.

I`m finally succeeding, and I owe it all to yes-I-cannibus.

homer
 
haha lateralis is the funniest guy... i would of knocked the guy in the face

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I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose

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yeah dude, im with misty7 on this one, go take a crap on him

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

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everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

ESE TAKEOVER!
 
An inebriate vomited on my shoe during one of my ambulance shifts. Good times. Tiff had one screaming at her and then vomit in her face. Not good.

-Sarah

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''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''

-CR Johnson
 
that would be hella sick to get your face barfed on

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

ESE TAKEOVER!
 
my friend threw up in my car last night, i wasn't to impressed

A homophobe once told me that skiing on parabolics is like getting a blowjob from a gay guy, it feels good until you look down.

 
Yeah, and extremely dangerous. Not being discriminatory at all, but a lot of the homeless Alaska Natives who live downtown and who are constantly inebriated carry blood born pathogens and other diseases that can be spread through vomit. Getting in on your face with sooo many permeable membranes is a very very bad thing. Needless to say, she had to go through all kinds of testing and medical checks as well as get the lady's medical and disease history and whatnot.

-Sarah

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Girls of NS Represent

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''

-CR Johnson
 
thats wonderful... my friends girlfriend puked all over him... that was the end of that

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i thought vomit was sterile cause of all the acid.. at least thats why you dont close a pool when someone pisses or pukes in it. you just clean up the chunks, unlike when someone takes a shit in the pool, then you have to close it for like 12 hours.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
it doesnt matter in a pool because of hte chlorine, like, when someone shits in a pool, everyone freaks, and most places, fish it out, and throw some chem in for looks, the poo doesnt hurt anything

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some kid shat a huge log one time in the pool during public swim hahahahahahha it was fucken gross, i think it touched some girl too,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
she was fat, so she probably thought it was an oh henry and took a big juicy bite out of it but realized that oh henry's didnt have corn in them

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Hahaha nice Stef.

Vomit sometimes contains blood, though, especially with stomach ulcers and whatnot. Vomit is mostly sterile, but not completely. There's always risk with body fluid exchange.

-Sarah

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Girls of NS Represent

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''

-CR Johnson
 
Barf has to be one of the grossest things on earth.

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I ruined the cambie's bathroom once. Oh man..bad times..

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i puked on the public bus one time after i had drank a raspberry smoothie and a couple drops got on this guy's leg and he totally freaked out and the bus driver had to stop the bus and my puke was all over the floor

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
^what else was in that smoothie?

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
maybe some bananas?.....i dunno it was like ten years ago. i was on the way to school

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
LIKE totally awesome dude like you couldnt say like like anymore

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Once i was at my mates girlfriends house and i thought her wee sister was cute so i played with her while the other two got it on. She liked barbies, horses that kinda thing. But then she wanted to go on my shoulders. Being a strong young lad i picked her up and we went walking around the house. It was about 2 minutes into the shoulder lift that i felt warm. Yes the little bitch fucking pissed on my shoulders. My new fcuk brand tshirt went from bright white to a tinge of yellow and has stayed like that. I threw her inot her bed and stormed off home for a shower. Disgusting.

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blowen chunks

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
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