I got arrested and the cop made me look real strong on the police report

too bad about the wolf shirt man....then again nothing a bit of duct tape can't fix...plus a budget duct tape job would make that shit look even more balling
 
no sir...ty beck and he went to plymouth state.

LEGENDARY status.

and im sure the rumney mall might be able to provide me with another one but now that the entire police force is envious of my shirt id rather not take any chances...
 
i just found that tanker for sale from some random t-shirt place, thanks to a quick google search. i'm about two seconds from buying one.
 
if only i had consulted ns BEFORE i had commiteed these (so called!!!) crimes, i woulve really been able to work it out!!

although i still have some verrrrrry gnarly scars on my ribs from the shirtless tackle by a WONDERFUL plymouth university police officer. so i suppose its all worked out.

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