I got arrested and the cop made me look real strong on the police report

[strongmark]

ok so in april i got arrested. i was just miiiiinding my own business, spraying shit with the fire extinguisher that i stole from my friends apartment. cop shows up, i give the fire extinguisher to my brother, and keep on truckin. cop gets out, runs at me, i run a lil bit, he catches me, and tackles the shit outta me, cutting me up real hard, and ripping this magnificent tank top:

so im on the ground, no shirt on, cops got one knee in my back, arm on my head, pepper spray pointed at my face threatening to spray me if my friends didnt stop yelling at them.

but it gets crazy here. police report says that i managed to pick the cop up off my back with my hands cuffed behind my back, his knee on me and his arm on the back of my head. i mean, that didnt happen, but how strong does that make me look?!

got arrested, sat in jail with no shirt on, bleeding, hit with unlawful possession of booze, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest (mostly because of how strong i am), and open container, which also didnt happen, but it made me look strong too so i liked it. so stoked.

daddys a lawyer and got the whole thing dismissed. thanks daddy.

i got scars from it on my chest and arms. hope they never go away, proof of how strong i got.

 

[Twinjibber77]

dope tank top

huge loss

i'd sue

 

[CrazedSkier1080]

mark and skiierman gettin' arrested by the mighty plymouth popo

 

[snwbrdmilf]

"cop gets out, runs at me, i run a lil bit" - if you were "miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinding" your own business, why'd you run? Your fault. Grow up. This thread sucks.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

he's obviously just kidding around by making this thread, not actually complaining. Thanks for moming NS though, jesus

 

[MistaFab]

hahaha mad sun burn on his chest in that picture

 

[laurence^]

were sorry we cant all be your age

 

[no_steeze]

you, sir, are an idiot
so great, you're chilling around spraying a fire extinguisher in a sketch as shit tank top and a redneck sunburn and the cop shows up so you fucking take off and he tackles you and makes you look strong and then daddy makes it go away?
i don't understand why you ran, if you were innocent you should've just stood there

 

[krazykeegs]

hahaha real nice

 

[BMB]

good story gunsnfuck.

 

[strongmark]

ya think he arrested me because of my tank top being 'sketch as shit'? hope so, thatd make the story even cooler.

maybe he just wanted to ask me where i got it. thatd explain why ripped it, wanted to steal it from me. cant blame him.

 

[proZach]

then he wouldn't have this baller story. duh

 

[snwbrdmilf]

You are on my ass lately eh? I should just quit life.

 

[AbeFroman]

sickest wife-beater ever where did you get it?

 

[ThaLetterM.]

poss..

 

[strongmark]

quit puttin words in my mouth. i didnt use NEARLY as many i's in minding.

 

[ryan.c]

mad sunburn? psh please. he aint got shit on me all summer. i got 2 colors, white and red. all summer im red

 

[snwbrdmilf]

You're right, I over exaggerated. My deepest apologies.

 

[fappy]

what are you gonna do next time your lawyer father cant help you out

 

[strongmark]

cant be a next time if i tried the tanktop is too ripped

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Try it next time with this.

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm

Stole the idea from another thread, but still claiming the good idea.

 

[no_steeze]

i'm actually contemplating getting one of those, no joke, i just don't know if it's a good way to invest 24 dollars, but from the comments it sounds like it is

 

[Swan_Solo]

now you come back here right meow!

are you saying meow

*rips off tank-top*

 

[japollner]

"i'm here to bail out the Pomykato's...both of them..."

 

[JamesR]

wtf is it with wolf shirts. women love them and police hate them

 

[BASS_PRO_SHOP]

psu cops FUCKEMUP! by the way mark, i pissed all over my buddy's apartment. you're my hero.

 

[GoonSkwad]

I got to get one of them layers you speek of.

 

[Reptar.]

In rage of your incredibly awesome shirt being torn you probably did all that shit, and it was sooo crazy that blacked out and forgot what happened.

 

[breckfreeskier]

did they return your ripped tank top upon your release?

 

[Malcolm]

sweet shirt. u shouldve riped his shirt or something

 

[charmander]

Tom12 says...

My cawk grew 3 inches ever since i bought this bad ass shirt now my girl cant get enough of my 4 inch penis.

is this why you want it?

 

[ben_southworth]

haha thats a pretty sick story
save that one for your grandkids

 

[anthony_B]

no your right... you can't really blame him. I'd beat the shit out of your for it. JK.

cool story hansel

 

[sarahskis]

It must be the wolf. I'd be scared too

 

[-+Siver+-]

if god were to wear a tank top it would be that one

 

[kzrstf]

+k for made me laugh

 

[strongmark]

they did, thank god. i tied the shoulders back together.

i look like a sexy girl at a maxim magazine shoot.

 

[STwoops]

the police were just hatin on a nigga again, it's cause ur black, not ur fault at all,

fuck the police

 

[doublexl]

this pic is just so epic i thought id post it again.

 

[ben802]

hahahaha

 

[STREETS]

This whole thread is epic, best fucking wife beater on the market right there closely followed by the wolf sweater !! LMFAO

 

[crazyfuck]

Ashley's sense of humor's broken again!

 

[*DwC*]

oh snap man...that shitty

 

[Boodje.]

othat wolverine is furocious.

 

[crazyfuck]

i just want to be 100% sure nobody misses that dude's epic hair cut. yeah, the guy on the left with the stepped fade shit goin on. ok, now pair that with the Natty in his hand... epic.

 

[Franny]

I believe its called a wife beater.

 

[aznpcskier]

dude nice race strips i got the same shit since i shaved a mullet for the 4th o and CSH

 

[Billiards.]

hahahahah great thread. oh and props haha

 

[grams.]

It's okay milfy I still appreciate you

 

[strongmark]

oh wow you dont even know...

theres the shirt again, and ty in alllll his glory

 

[breckfreeskier]

both of you just look like fucking badasses