I got a saturday school for saying fuck after i hurt my hand

[dodgeridge*rider]

so in health we were moving desk to work on a project and i hit my hand on this kids desk

i like yelled but not super loud "oh fuck"

my teacher didnt know who it was and i told him "oh sorry i hit my hand and it slipped out"

so then he got like pissed and started to fill out a referral form and asked me "if he hit my hand on a desk if i would say a bad word"

of course i told him "yes and i would probaly get you fired"

but now i have a saturday school cause its the second offense (first was chewing gum)

 

[Dr.NS]

wow your school sorta blows

 

[notomatoplz]

ahah thats the biggest joke ever, what kind of school do you go to? first offense was chewing gum rofl

 

[EH_DUBS]

haha seriously?

i just wouldnt go and id tell them to call up my parents. they would laugh their asses off if a teacher told them that.

 

[Phantom]

bummer dude, but good thing you weren't chewing gum while you hit your hand and said fuck, cuz then you'd be in prison.

 

[GreenStezz]

the worst.......

 

[eastside]

thats pretty badass. you must be one of those cool kids.

 

[dodgeridge*rider]

yeah the teachers a douche

like gum is aloud at our school exept in his class and p.e.

and when i told my dad what the teacher said my dads response was "you should tell the principal he threatened you and get that guy fired"

 

[MatRich]

lol sweet I miss those badass situations.. they just dont happen anymore after highschool

 

[spliff.Life]

.

 

[statuswhitegirl]

p33 1n h1$ butt1!!!!11 L@wL!!!!!1

 

[Peter.]

don't go, fight society

 

[dodgeridge*rider]

speaking of fired teachers

some girls told me today that some teacher at there old school got fired cause she locked a kid in a cabinet during class and made him pee in a bottle

 

[cbfreeskis]

hahahaha. but for real where do you go to school

 

[dodgeridge*rider]

i go to beyer high school in california

 

[Bob_Gnarley]

your in high school?? sure don't look like it.

 

[Balto]

*claim* we talked about the pros of weed in health today *claim*

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[dodgeridge*rider]

yeah we did that like a month ago

and

*claim* we had a hot guest speaker. she talked about sex *claim*

 

[comeatmebro]

i want to fucking murder you.

 

[k-rob]

what do they do to you if you don't go? when i was in junior high, the punishment for not going to detention was another detention, so of course i didn't go. i had 238 detentions to attend by the end of the school year (second place, one of my friends had like 260-something)

 

[comeatmebro]

in my high school, if you don't finish all of your detentions...you don't graduate.

 

[hellomynameisjef]

that is a sick claim

you may end it here

 

[k-rob]

they give detentions in high school? dude, that sucks for you.

 

[cashdebt]

ha. In my old middle school they gave you a detention if you were chewing gum in class. The worst was when i got caught but the teacher was chewing gum too.

 

[popNfresh44]

do you go to Catholic school or something? i say the most offensive stuff right in front of teachers and they dont give a fuck, hell half of my teachers swear as well. never heard of saturday school either...is that even legal?

 

[Happy.]

My school seems to have given up on detentions and gone straight to just suspending anyone and everyone...

 

[comeatmebro]

they don't just hand them out at my highschool, you have to get in a good bit of trouble but yeah. it does suck.

 

[50in07]

teachers don't care at all in my school

 

[natedogg789435]

im a senior and fuck is like the tenth most used word in my regualar student-teacher dialogue

 

[Raxwell]

holy shit thats halarious! I laughed sooo hard.