I got a job at Hollister

yeah, sounds like a plan, don't wash your jeans for months so you smell like a dirty hippy. Just goes to show how stupid and ignorant people are when they think something is "fashionable." Fashion and stupidity go hand in hand in your case. Thanks for the welcoming, but no thanks. You're fun to rip on "Mr. Fashionable"

 
i especially love the part where you said $10 jeans make you look like a slob. Yet, gettin stains on jeans and not washing them for months on end makes you look fashionable? haha, you just got owned.
 
oh wait...but under all the dirt a materialistic bitch sees the A&F or Hollister logo! ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG HES KEWL

I'm sorry but I would rather save my money for important things.
 
all i have to say is that if you are still in high school then abercrombie fierce cologne minght be a good investment.
 
wait what? i never said shit about $10 jeans making you look like a slob, i said baggy jeans, and if you shower regularly, jeans tend not to smell, i dunno if this is your case, maybe your balls sweat a little too much or you shit your pants regularly, but it sounds kinda like a personal problem to me
 
II personally think buying 50dollar jeans and 30dollar shirts is absolutely retarded and would much rather spend my money on other shit (not weed you stereotypical assholes)

what would you rather have: 5 pairs of hollister jeans and 5 shirts OR a pair of sexy ass skis and bindings which will last much longer and which you will have WAY more fun?

I am just saying there is better shit to spend your money on than designer clothes that are wayy overpriced when you could just go to Goodwill and get some sick ass 5dollar tee shirts

 
Yeah when people lead more active lives than doing the catwalk, they are bound to sweat. I figured you're mudflap (gay guys nutsack) collects soo much shit from being assfucked that you'd want to wash your jeans every now and then. I guess you like the smell and other gay guys are willing to pay more on ebay to see what the shit of a man they have never been with, smells like. Just stop digging yourself a deeper hole and shut up.
 
oh so i'm gay now? hmm interesting I wasn't aware of that

further more, big fucking deal, "i got owned" i really could care less

it's open to speculation, someone could tell you that spending tons of money on skis and lift tickets is stupid because "you're just sliding down a mountain freezing your ass off" what would you say to them? fuck off i'm having fun freezing my ass off? well fuck off i like being well dressed, i enjoy being noticed when i go out to a bar because i'm well dressed, you obviously have no idea about that, so go to an urban area (generally where guys and girls are well dressed) and go hit on some girls that are done up and most of the guys in the bar are looking at gawking, see how well you do
 
i also find it really ironic that you'd make comments about dirty hippies while you have pictures of home grown in your profile, last i checked weed and dirty hippies worked really well together
 
i don't hit on girls at bars that guys gawk at. like you said yourself, those are dumb materialistc bitches. I don't go for those girls, you do, with your overpriced jeans. I don't need expensice clothes to pick up chicks.

I'll hang with stinky hippies anyday. They're way more down to earth people. I lived in the bay area for 12 years. I left for a reason, cuz of douchbags like you and materialistc people in general.
 
To come to his defense

last time i check douchebags and Hollister seemed to work really well together

and hippies are WAAYY cooler than stuck up Hollister d-bags who think they are the shit because they wear 100$ jeans and you have proven this point very well
 
i had the greatest experience today and it fit perfectly with this thread

so the 2nd gayest kid in my school, he is actually gay, was in the bathroom talking to the bathroom monitor about his weekend and these are his exact words, "I had a tough weekend, i worked about 20 hours" montor: 'where do you work" him: "oh, at a modeling agency sometimes and then at Hollister" - it was so stereotypical
 
1. Buying clothes specifically so that you can pull mad bitches and get laid is also known as being a "Douchebag". Also note: you look like an idiot. Girls don't know shit about men's clothing. Rule #1: WNBMCMBMC. Google it.

2. Spending 200$ on jeans is totally legit. Spending 200$ on shitty, poorly made, fake distressed jeans with gigantic Rs on the back pockets and massive flare cuffs is basically burning money.

3. Hollister is absolutely terrible. If you gave me a warehouse full of the stuff I would give it to the homeless. Or sell it on ebay. Some people are actually dumb enough to spend money on it, apparently.
 
Why are we all so worried about what everyone wears. Sport your own shit and style but theres no need to hate on everyone elses gear. I wear hollister, and abercrombie and i think it makes me look good so I wear it. Also I enjoy looking good. If you wanna shop at old navy etc. thats fine too i dont really care i care more about my personal well being and looking instead of worrying about what so and so wears. and as for calling people that wear hollister gay you should really look at the population of people that are gay and check how many are not. Out of your school how many real gay guys are there and then how many wear hollister
 
to save other's time: 'Woman No Buy Man Clothes, Man Buy Man Clothes'

that phrase made my day and ended the thread other people who wear hollister. And if you work there and dont wanna pass for a cock-taker, wear the xl or xxl that shit actually fits and doesnt make you look like you got THO. Either way ill never buy their shit. Stick with core companies to represent your industry e.g Oakley, Line, even NS tees!! or real brands Quicksilver, Rvca, Affliction, LRG.
 
this thread is retarded..... so of course im going to say something

one hollister/AF all those stores suck, its not prep, its white trash, prep is j crew polo brooks brothers that shit, hollister is a bunch of white trash kids who are trying to embody a certain image, its gay that hollister has surfboards in there store, its not a fucking surf shop, i surf, my friends surf, pretty much every surfer i know does not wear that style shit, we, like most people just rock a t shirt and board shorts, and we certainly did not pay for the stains on our shirts, they come from eating like a slob. Fuck im down with people wearing what ever they want, i got hipster friends that have many pairs of $250 jeans and expensive shoes, i got friends that wear tall tees, i got friends that look like they are straight out of a vinyard vines catalogue, but i will laugh in your face if your wearing an AF/hollister hoody, that store is for self concious homo's and little girls who shop with their moms
 
haha the sheer ammount of intorlerance, hate, and idiocy in this thread makes me laugh. and to the dude above im pretty sure its not white trash. when i picture white trash i picture wifebeaters and shit
 
has anyone ever noticed all the gay pictures they have on their walls of guys with no shirts on and shit? ever realised that they're abercrombie and hollister models and they're not even wearing any abercrombie/hollister shirts....they're just there for the purpose of being really gay
 
Yes. And honestly, 95% of True Religion, almost all of Citizens and 7s. Diesel is a different ball game. Diesel jeans are very well made and the denim isn't bad. The problem is that 99% of Diesel jeans look incredibly stupid because of the detailing, the wash (the vast majority of which are abysmal), or the branding. Diesel has bar none the WORST back pocket detailing of any major clothing maker... but on some of their jeans the branding is nonexistent and the detailing is subtle. I have a pair of Levans in 08AA (the best Diesel wash by far) that are some of my favourite jeans, but more often than not you see Zathans with massive back pocket stitching, a horrendous sandblasted wash and that patented huge bootcut. Perfectly paired with a vertically striped club button down and a pair of rubber soled Kenneth Coles with square toes, you can be just like every other idiot cruising for a cheap lay in a meat market on a saturday night. Don't forget to overuse that hair gel to get those shiny spikes noticed!

Want good jeans? Go here. www.selfedge.com.
 
dude your a fucking tool stop acting like your a hardass... you are on a website and you are probley scrawny as shit and you just act hard beacause no body can see how small you are... i work at hollister and i would love for you to try to beat my ass
 
Haha talking condescendingly about home grown weed is not acceptable. I'd rather get high and kickback with all my friends then scope random sluts at the bar anyday.
 
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For a second I thought the thread title was,

"I got a job at Hustler" and I was ready to bow down to you my friend, and then I saw otherwise and was severely disappointed.
 
you're the kid who got a job at hollister to spit game at girls......with your ugly ass dome piece you better get used to just looking, and saving the spitting for mr hand
 
ok, there is a difference between hollister jeans and nice expensive jeans... hollister is fucking retarded they sell paint stained ripped jeans for 40-100 bucks a pair.
the other day i bought a "nice" pair of matix jeans (skate jeans) for 80 bucks. stop hating on expensive jeans, and start hating on fucking retarded abercrombie and hollister pants. they arent even comfortable!
 
to bad ive been there for 3 weeks and have already hung out with several diffrent girls several diffrent times...all who would blow any girl you have ever talked to out of the water. virgin.
 
oh sick bro you must be the fucking man, several girls? youre on another fucking level kid, like wow.....kid shut your mouth before you embarras yourself, you dont know me for shit, take your clown ass back to hollister and hang out with them 13 year olds, you can make your 6 bucks an hour, ill keep making triple that, dont worry its cool, ha your a fucking clown kid, im not gunna even bother posting anymore of your photos, but just for the hell of it, why doesnt NS take a gander into your photos and check out the 360 mute sequence shot, then the 540 mute shot, the 5 is one of the photos in your 3 sequence, dont claim shit you cant do, it proves that you embody the true hollister customer, trying to be something you aint, fucking pussy, oh and its ok to breast feed at your age, fucking clown, shits over.
 
i really like the fit of rock & republic, but i'm not a huge fan of the skulls they've been putting on the back pockets lately, i do have some that have massive R's on the back, but the stitching is the same shade as the denim so it's a bit more subtle, but i've been having issues with diesel jeans lately, but i've been in love with their sneakers lately, but yeah, kenneth cole manufactures the most uncomfortable shoes on the face of the earth
 
You can find jeans in almost any fit from a company that doesn't make complete and utter trash like R&R does. Their product is absolutely abysmal.

I have 3 pairs of diesel and regret one, but I still use them as work jeans. None of them have had any quality issues. The 08AA Levans are great because they look like raw denim but can be washed without any indigo loss. Actually, the colour looks better now than when I bought them, and is barely lighter at all, after 6-7 washes in 2.5 months.
 
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