I actually have an interview coming up at Costco, $11 an hour, plus I've heard its easy to get your hands on those enormous liquor bottles if you know how to do it right.
And no you "prolly" won't hook up with hotter girls since I do that based on my own confidence and since I know how to have fun, its not based on what I wear. But if it works for you more power to you. Besides, this isn't a competition.
The whole brand Hollister is based around the fake socal surfer look, thats a fact. Anything with Hollister is immediately poser, no matter what it happens to say. In fact, wearing that shit just makes you a walking billboard for rich marketing execs.
Dude, just don't take it so seriously. Like I said I'd love to work there and just act Zoolander the whole time, I'd have so much fun. "I'm just paid to stand here and look chill, you want to know why? Because I'm ridiculously good looking" hahaha. They'd have to hire me, I'd be the only person actually from Southern California working there.