I got a free beer because of ski the east

Dhane

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so, the other day i was cliff jumping at my local spot up in PA with KC hoffwoman. while up there, this old guy comes up to me and comments on my shoes, which were vibram five fingers. i look down and he has the same pair. we start bullshitting and making small talk, then we leave. as KC and i are in the parking lot, the guy pulls up his car and says "hey, i see you have a ski the east sticker where do you guys ride". he proceeds to go into this in depth boring conversation that old people love and ends with hey, do you want a beer. it was 102 degrees out, humid as fuck, and the beer was cold. thanks to ski the east, i got ice cold refreshment when i needed it most.
moral of this story, buy ski the east stickers and get free beer
 
i got a free 6 pack at amatos the other day. that was pretty sweet. bitch forgot to ring it up and i just went with it.
 
you gonna eventually make a legit contribution to this site or are you gonna keep typing balls everywhere thinking its funny?
 
well his karma certainly says that it is funny.

OP that's sick, at the harbour where my boat's moored, we're like one big family so everyone's beer is universal
 
I was riding my local mountain once and when I was walking back to my car this old ski bum guy yells at me, hey red pants you were shredding hard today have a beer!, I was only 13, super stoked.
 
I've gotten plenty of free beers, some for no reason at all. And given plenty of free beers away. Get a cooler, fill with ice, put some brews and those icee pops in there.
 
HEY! do you remember that time....
we picniced in a lovely parking lot that you promised to take me to and then MY CAR got you a free beer from the guy who creeped on us in the woods. that beer did not lower his creepiness. i hope you see him in nh next year.
don't forget the random act of kindness that day too. getting into the car with strangers to work their gps...
yeah.... good times...
 
i have a ski the east sticker on my car too! maybe this will happen to me too some day
 
I got tits in my mouth for free, because I went to a titty bar with my schools business club, and we used the schools credit card at the titty bar in montreal, because it was a club expense, (it was also a restaurant, so it was dinner?) Yea, free tits /claim
 
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