I got $50 to Amazon highest ratted comment decides what I get

[PM4FreeJiberish]

No Dildos.

 

[pow_pow~]

i came here to post dildo.

so dildo it is.

 

[t_rob]

That's bull shit. I came here to post dildo.

 

[Peter.]

the majority of people are going to come here to post dildo

 

[.Hugo.]

vibrator

 

[.Hugo.]

or anal beads

 

[ski0]

you guys all make good suggestions but you have to link to the amazon page

 

[HalfandHalf]

just put a bunch of change in one of those machines.now I got 80 bucks to amazon.

 

[Truetape]

do you have a dog?http://www.amazon.com/Animal-Planet-PET20105-Stegosaurus-Costume/dp/B004ZKU2JU/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header

 

[Just_Send_It]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/hF4OlKKrFfI?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

[ChristianMingle]

Technically not a dildo http://www.amazon.com/Saphorix-Humungous-Butt-Plug/dp/B00EPB46EQ/ref=sr_1_10?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1392105140&sr=1-10&keywords=butt+plug

 

[Parks.]

Gentleman, we all came here to post dildo, but we must move on

 

[S.J.W]

one of these badboys

 

[S.J.W]

one of these badboys

 

[S.J.W]

fuck embedding!

just buy a fucking fleshlight

 

[PM4FreeJiberish]

Damn that would be awesome, but its over $50!!

 

[bobs]

since you find butt plugs strangley awesome...
http://www.amazon.com/Aria-Vibratin...UTF8&qid=1392107064&sr=8-1&keywords=vibrating+butt+plug

 

[SoToasty]

Heres a list of cool shit on amazon for under $50!
http://www.amazon.com/Vestergaard-F...1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392107686&sr=8-1&keywords=life+straw *This is the most useful thing ever!
http://www.amazon.com/Blast-Knuckle-Stun-Volts-Holster/dp/B008CH250Q
http://www.amazon.com/AquaAudio-Wat...=UTF8&qid=1392107307&sr=8-1&keywords=wireless+waterproof+speakers
http://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Evi...?ie=UTF8&qid=1392107468&sr=8-2&keywords=annoy+a+tron
http://www.amazon.com/SHOWERDOORDIR...?ie=UTF8&qid=1392107511&sr=8-3&keywords=color+changing+shower+head

 

[busterburns]

embedding game proper

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

if you walk away from this with anything other than a dildo, you are a phony.

 

[chicken]

uh. comic books. how is this even a question?

 

[Ryanvdonk]

blizzard of ahhs

 

[Ryanvdonk]

here you go http://www.amazon.com/Greg-Stump-Classics/dp/B0044H1ZPO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392116597&sr=8-1&keywords=blizzard+of+ahhs

and with the money you save you can get some anal beads.

 

[Deforestation]

Alright alright here you go

1. Can of unicorn meat

2. Infant circumcision practice set

3. Jar of ladybugs

4. Weener Kleener soap

5. Obama toilet paper

 

[lewist]

Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/michaelrusch/haribo-gummy-bear-reviews-on-amazon-are-the-most-insane-thin

 

[Mr.Bishop]

Dude this thing is WAY more fun than it looks. You can shoot your buddies in the face with a blast of air across the room. Eons of fun.

http://www.amazon.com/Can-You-Imagine-Black-Airzooka/dp/B00006IJIC

Or just get a fleshlight.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

I had a chem teacher that would blast stinky sulfur air-gas during labs with one of those. Was not at all safe. He was the best, also had a great dildo.

 

[Orrin]

OP could buy approximately 12,000 live lady bugs. Come on guys.

http://www.amazon.com/Live-Ladybugs-Hirts-Gardens-Approximately/dp/B0057AZ9JU/ref=sr_1_2?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1362586256&sr=1-2&keywords=ladybugs

 

[CaptainObvious.]

We need to upvote this because OP should have to purchase a shitload of ladbugs.

 

[.Hugo.]

http://www.amazon.com/Individually-Wrapped-Frozen-Feeder-1-3-1-6g/dp/B00B8SHNBW/ref=sr_1_cc_3?s=aps&srs=3019857011&ie=UTF8&qid=1392133300&sr=8-3-catcorr&keywords=snake+food

 

[Yaraelpoof.png]

op should get 10 lbs of gummy bears
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-...?ie=UTF8&qid=1392133895&sr=8-1&keywords=gummy+bears

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

http://www.amazon.com/Ferrero-Nutella-Made-Italy-Giant/dp/B003NL9MPW

Sure your gonna have to pitch in a lil extra but jesus if you don't get this you are just a plain bitch.

 

[beowulf]

whip its!!!!!!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001MUJHKG/ref=s9_hps_bw_g79_i1

 

[Bonzalo]

Bet those 90 on some skier you like, I would bet on Henrik and Torin.

http://www.bet365.com/home/FlashGen4/WebConsoleApp.asp?&cb=10880726316

 

[UphillIce]

I think he should buy half as many ladybugs so he can afford a vibrator as well. Make sure to buy both from Amazon itself so someone has to pack them and think "W...T...F".

If he has some money left over, maybe toss in a book on forensic entomology.

 

[Deforestation]

Way to take mine

 

[Wampire]

Buy a jar of farts, there might not be one on amazon, but there are loads of them on ebay.

 

[gombo8]

Uranium only $39.99 dont get caught by the FBI now..http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

with $10 left you could get some vajazzle body crystals
http://www.amazon.com/Vajazzle-LetS...UTF8&qid=1392152711&sr=1-11&keywords=vajazzle

 

[Davy.Crockett]

these things are sweet

 

[GayWolf420]

start a new ecosystem in your house, OP

 

[Willgum]

 

[PM4FreeJiberish]

So far the highest non dildo post is Lady Bugs haha. How long should I let this go before I make a purchase?

 

[BertBoyd]

Im assuming when you say "No dildo's" it means you already have one, so why not this lovely outfit to go with it!!

http://www.amazon.com/Elegant-Moments-Mens-Leather-Harness/dp/B003RAB8V0/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1392156072&sr=8-2&keywords=male+bondage

 

[Chewy.]

http://www.amazon.com/Turtle-Stuffed-Animal-Pillow-Michelangelo/dp/B00C84THUK/ref=sr_1_11?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1392157710&sr=1-11&keywords=stuffed+animals

Please buy this, with the leftover money, but this also.

http://www.amazon.com/Sunscreen-Flask-Sneak-Alcohol-Money/dp/B00CKCQGY0/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1392157751&sr=8-8&keywords=flask

 

[Chewy.]

http://www.amazon.com/Empire-Labs-Clone-A-Willy-Kit-Vibrating/dp/B00CFCSOR2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1392158257&sr=8-1&keywords=penis+mold

It's not a dildo, yet. Make a vibrating mold of your own penis, and give it to a pinkname.

 

[theabortionator]

$50 worth of depends

 

[louie.mirags]

Lady bugs it is

 

[Bogs]

has anyone said dildo yet? If not, dildo.

If so, buttplug

 

[caderobinson]

did you even read this thread?

 

[Bogs]

No. No I did not.

 

[SFB]

dragon penis sex toy.