I got 4 hours of Detention

SkiFree_MT

SkiFree_MT

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For saying fuck in gym class. What the hell is with that

I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it. - skierdudeguy

Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.

'To me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday'-

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wow, your school's really strict about that. The most trouble I've ever gotten into for that is a teacher shouting 'watch your language' at me from down the hall.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
yah, normaly your fine unless you say it to the teacher in a sentance like 'fuck you, your a homo and you suck big hairy moose cock.. im not doing more fucking pushups!'

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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
ya, saying that to a teacher would probably be a bit of a problem. Although a friend of mine called the math teacher an 'ass-pumping fucktard' and only got detention, pretty funny class.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
i messed up hitting the damn tennis ball is all, and i just said it to myself, and she was like, 'what did you say?' And then i knew i was fucked

I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it. - skierdudeguy

Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.

'To me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday'-

flatspin 720

 
yeah ours is the best. he lets u swear at him and lets you fight until theres blood. ive seen a few kids get knocked out.

 
thats not gay thats awesome, ask them to let you play rugby

-Ira

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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
i remember a kid in my first grade class telling the teacher to fuck off

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most trouble i got in gym class for was when i broke a freshman's hand in floor hockey and then his friends jumped on me so i had to beat them off with a stick, gym teacher thought it was funny, the administration had a different view of the situtuation

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I got 4 hours of detention because I 'defyed authority' because i was on my phone and a teacher told me to get off, so i did, but another teacher started yelling at me and i told him to fuck off and knock it off with the power trip, lol, it was totally worth it

Arggg...I am a pirate!
 
my teacher once went rank on me for saying pissed off (man shes a spazz)shes a bitch lickin whore

he is too new to know about the old school newschoolers.

- linemaverick540

 
yeah i have the same teach as SkiFree_MT shes a fucking dike litarly she has a girlfriend, o yeah i got 2 hours from her for throwing a snowball at a kid durring a fire drill

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bahahaha

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4 hours? Thats nothing compared to spending 120 minutes of detention every single day for 8 months I spend back in 1994 when I was in middle school. lol

 
i got 2 lunch detentions for saying fuck in history when there was a sub

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its cuz your teacher is a woman

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I remember a kid lighting my teacher on fire once... that kid also got charged with sexual harrassment in grade 4... what a funny kid

 
im printing a copy of this thread and sending it to all your teachers. 4 hours will seem like nothing after that biotches.

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holy shit, the kid that lit a teacher on fire is a new one. one of the teacher's here got attacked by a a gang a while ago, now he's scared of all the students, I feel sorry for him, he's a nice guy.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
Theres this kid in my grade, we think he takes steroids, his biceps are bigger then my thighs, but anyways, all the teachers are scared of him, he can do whatever he wants.

he threw a ball of plaster from the art room, hit a teacher. the teacher came over and said 'I think yove dropped something friend!'

this kid just said 'you call me friend one more fucking time Im gonna bash my fist into your face'

the teacher just walked away scared

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thats harsh, lots of kids say fuck and the teacher alwas hears, but i know no one that got a detention for that long for saying fuck, and also i go to cathlic highschool

*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.

Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?

kid- Nooo

Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.

Kid-......

Me- I hear B.S.

Kid- ummmmm....

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man now that I'm out of high school i realize how gay it was. tell them to get bent and walk right out of 'detention' they legally can't hold you so fuck em'.

 
i got three hours last week, but the teacher running it was awesome. she had someone go get us wendy's played hold 'em with us and let us watch 1242

fuck a book
 
today at my school the principal called me and a friend to his office to ask why we haven't been going to a class at a local college. we told him that we weren't dual-enrolling this semester and that we told the counselor that we weren't but she didn't listen. we usually leave everyday to go do stuff. the good thing is that there are other people who are in the exact same position and they have gotten many hours of detention for it, and the principal told us that he has no problem with what we're doing

 
my teachers swear at the kids but the second you swear back, you can get suspended for some retarted charge called *verbal harrassment*. i dont kno of anyone whos been suspended for it tho.

in terms of me...i never really get in trouble. unless you do somethin physical at school (like pnchin someone) you wont get in trouble. i swear all the time in class and around school.

no one cares

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i got a detention for skipping class on senior skip day. only from one teacher though..

-Ira

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Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
i called my 7th grade science teacher a lesbo bitch because she made me stay after school to do work when the ski club went skiing. i think i was suspended for 3 days

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^ i second that...THAT SUX MAN..our teacher says shit like...its only dirt dont be a puss and what the hell was that...gimme two laps for misuse of equipment...you dont throw it aroun dlike its your own shit...our skool is pretty melow about that kinda stuff

'Do I look like a fucking people person?'

'This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.'

'If I throw a stick, will you leave?'

 
i havent gotten detention in years,i usually get away with swearing or just get a scolding,and i could never mess with my PE' teacher,he tought my mom when she was in school..hes fucking ripped and hes goin on 55 or so...hes a badass

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If you get a detention, you should just bring a can of paint to school and dump it on the car of whoever gave you the detention.

That'll learn em.

 
mcstooge, same at my school. and i live in davis. everyone is a fag here, so if you say the word 'gay' you get suspended for 3 days automatically

Arggg...I am a pirate!
 
this teacher at my school got his tires slashed and found out that somebody stole a copy of a test that we were taking the next day and was selling them for five dollars

AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

 
Today in drama I had to do a little skit thing well anyways I was up there an I was getting bored so I started to fuck around, an the teacher said Jake are you ready an I said I'm not Jake I'm John Wayne Bitch an well she told me to go to the office an I left an went home..

Omar otte isnt tuna! therefore we shall not talk about him at this point in time..-Destroy

ESE TAKEOVER!!

TMC WUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

JAKE RODRIGUEZ

Drop Bombs

Not Cliffs
 
my pe teacher in high school always said to us when we would all lose our concentraion and watch the girls do their gym class, ' I know your all young, dumb and full of cum, but pay attention' it was great. he had the hottest wife also. milf fer sure

 
you guys complain about shiat.I basically got kicked out of my first school because i told a teacher Fuck You(in English,i believe)and gave her the finger because the whore didn't want to give me 2 goddam points so i could have a 10 out of 20 in her class.I remember slamming the door too,and then she came out and tried to pull me aside grabbing my arm and then i told her(in Spanish) all kinds of things.My grades were pretty bad too,so i guess that's why they kicked me out so quickly.Those french bastards.

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'.I hope you have reached a high level of happiness now
 
wow got suspended for takin pants off in class....in my high schol out star football kicker got compleltely naked in health on a bet for someone to do their health project which was lke 60% of the grade. He did it and didnt get in trouble at all cuz the teacher was oblivious

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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

sit booboo sit. Good dog.

 
steeze it up... did you have another account? your kind of new yourself which means having that qoute in your info makes no sense.

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my teacher she was so damn cool... she'd let us swear and do whatever but if you slacked off you's fail... it was goodtimes she'd always get us the inside scoop on the ladies, shit good times

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i got 2 hours for tying a kids shoelaces to a desk during an earthquake drill. that was some funnnnny shit though

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