I fucked up on tinder

ski_salmon69

ski_salmon69

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So one of my pictures on tinder is me in my ski kit because i look swag as fuck. Anyways i match with this girl and she’s like we should go skiing sometime, so i’m like alright sure. And then i realize she works at my local and i legit see her there like all the time, so she must’ve recognized me. So if i screw this up it might be hella weird seeing her there all the time. But the real kicker is she wants me to teach her rails and idk if she can even ski. So yeah, let’s see how this goes

**This thread was edited on Feb 14th 2021 at 9:08:37pm
 
ah dude who cares dude, just take her skiing- wow her with some K-feds, teach her to slide a box, get some hot coco in the chalet together and then you're in
 
disguise and change up kit:

if you normally wear 108 TTP, XXL pants, murdered out goggles and full tilts then

wear patagonia shmedium, track pants and cop a used pair of revisions, vice versa
 
14244313:momsrent said:
my advice is as such.

1. drink a beer every chairlift ride to show her you are not afraid

3. tell her that you love all girls, but especially girls who can ski

4. ask her if she has any prosthetic limbs

5. ask her if you can touch her prosthetic limbs

6. tell her that your really like buffalo wings and that's why you could never be a vegetarian
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What's up with you and prosthetics? no hate just curious... What to do you do with it, put it in ur butt
 
14243887:skiP.E.I. said:
inb4 she sees this thread. Sounds like it could be a good situation though tbh.
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bro i think she might’ve seen this thread. she never showed up then she blocked me for no reason. she honestly didn’t seem like someone who would be on here but idk
 
14244846:ski_salmon69 said:
bro i think she might’ve seen this thread. she never showed up then she blocked me for no reason. she honestly didn’t seem like someone who would be on here but idk
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Ouch
 
14244846:ski_salmon69 said:
bro i think she might’ve seen this thread. she never showed up then she blocked me for no reason. she honestly didn’t seem like someone who would be on here but idk
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she belongs to the streets
 
kaylie palmer? yeah she probably cant hit a rail but somehow sponsored. GL she seems annoying af just like everyother tiktok skier
 
14244846:ski_salmon69 said:
bro i think she might’ve seen this thread. she never showed up then she blocked me for no reason. she honestly didn’t seem like someone who would be on here but idk
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Maybe she just goes to a different school
 
14248090:mistaNasty said:
kaylie palmer? yeah she probably cant hit a rail but somehow sponsored. GL she seems annoying af just like everyother tiktok skier
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Wait OP is the girl you’re referring to Kaylie Palmer? She’s a generic tik tok skier you deserve better
 
14248102:animator said:
Wait OP is the girl you’re referring to Kaylie Palmer? She’s a generic tik tok skier you deserve better
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not sure lol just making a joke, looks like shes on here tho because my reply got downvoted lmfao
 
14248107:mistaNasty said:
not sure lol just making a joke, looks like shes on here tho because my reply got downvoted lmfao
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I don’t understand how she’s getting free shit?? ???
 
its okay dude, i suggested to a girl i was chatting with that mentioned she had some foot pain issues to go and get guasha massages on her feet and I came off as a foot fetishist and got ghosted
 
14248164:GrandThings said:
Surely it has nothing to do with her 50k+ followers and 1 million likes?!?!
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Would a company want to support a skier who can show off their products with skill, rather than tik tok tho? I get what you’re saying and as far as marketing goes it makes sense but to me if I was in charge of who got free shit, it would be people who are actually out skiing and putting out content of them SKIING, not making cringe 30 second videos on a children’s platform
 
14248202:animator said:
Would a company want to support a skier who can show off their products with skill, rather than tik tok tho? I get what you’re saying and as far as marketing goes it makes sense but to me if I was in charge of who got free shit, it would be people who are actually out skiing and putting out content of them SKIING, not making cringe 30 second videos on a children’s platform
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So since Atomic is the company that is seemingly sending her product lets us them as an example. Beau Wells is one of my favorite skiers. I think he has sick style, good trick selection and seems like an overall pretty cool dude. Deff someone that would make me think about buying a product he uses. He has 21K followers on Instagram compared to this girl's 50k on TikTok.

While yes, I do agree that TikTok videos and the stuff this girl posts are pretty cringe, her content clearly resonates with a larger audience and floating her product is a pretty damn good way for a company to get their items in front of potential customers. Just because you and I dont like it, doesnt mean that others dont, and the follower count/engagement numbers here kinda speak for themselves.

It totally sucks but the reality is that sales are a numbers game and an attractive girl posting fun dance-y videos with limited ski-content can slang just as many skis for a company as a legit team rider. I'm not saying I like it, or I agree with it, or I think its a totally fool-proof strategy, but I think people saying "OMG why would they send her product, she's not even good?" are pretty damn naive.

(I DO think this is an important reason to support "core" companies who reinvest back into the actual freeski community where they can.)
 
To be completely honest I’ve never had luck on tinder or bumble. All of my hookups and girlfriends have come from people I’ve met in class, worked with, met on vacation etc. Power to the people who can pull it off online but I’ve never had any luck whatsoever.

**This post was edited on Feb 23rd 2021 at 6:24:12pm
 
Bro, it won’t be weird. You’re making it weird already, though.

Here’s this woman in your social bubble and you met her on tinder, instead of in person. Is there not like a social bubble at your area?
 
14244846:ski_salmon69 said:
bro i think she might’ve seen this thread. she never showed up then she blocked me for no reason. she honestly didn’t seem like someone who would be on here but idk
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Bahahahahaha if I was her and I saw this I would die, and def still go out
 
There’s some scary bitches on tinder, the one goth chick asked me if i wanted to hang out in the manga section of the library because we’d be alone there

like wtf i’ve known you for like an hour
 
14285521:ski_salmon69 said:
There’s some scary bitches on tinder, the one goth chick asked me if i wanted to hang out in the manga section of the library because we’d be alone there

like wtf i’ve known you for like an hour
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she just wants you to read to her whats the problem?
 
14285596:ski_salmon69 said:
or she wants to murder me
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Or an unpleasant attitude towards "bitches", brain rot from porn, and commodification of women on OLD sites has got you projecting a fantasy of sexual violence on her in what would be a pretty nice sounding library date in a public space.

Fuck online dating.
 
14285625:larilinesign said:
Or an unpleasant attitude towards "bitches", brain rot from porn, and commodification of women on OLD sites has got you projecting a fantasy of sexual violence on her in what would be a pretty nice sounding library date in a public space.

Fuck online dating.
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i forgot to add she doesn’t even like to read though so that’s what had me a little confused. but ya fuck these dating sites, actually meeting someone naturally is way easier tbh
 
14285625:larilinesign said:
Fuck online dating.
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I mean, I literally met my wife on a dating site. Though that was before they got so aggressively efficient as an app based shotgun approach.
 
14285681:Session said:
I mean, I literally met my wife on a dating site. Though that was before they got so aggressively efficient as an app based shotgun approach.
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my only concern would be how to confirm she wasn't an AI. ya know like in Ex Machina
 
14285681:Session said:
I mean, I literally met my wife on a dating site. Though that was before they got so aggressively efficient as an app based shotgun approach.
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Oh yeah thats how I got a great brother in law. The wholesome days of match.com like 10-15 years ago seem so far lost
 
14285840:larilinesign said:
Oh yeah thats how I got a great brother in law. The wholesome days of match.com like 10-15 years ago seem so far lost
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My cousin met his wife on a Craigslist post stating “looking for 4/20 friend”
 
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