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Crystal-needs-a-park

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i took a little jaunt on down to hood this weekend for some sick park action, and the park was surprisingly good, a good selection of rails, decent pipe and two nice hits... which i couldnt, for the life of me, hit at the right speed. i cased like 8 times and forgot how to slide all rails pretty much... i mean what the fuck, what just happened? i was doign sw. 270s on in may... now i cant slide rails, all i can do is limp around and wait for my toenails to fall off and try not to ooze blood on the carpet...

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after each seasom i seem to lose all the best stuff I was doing at the end of the winter and it takes me a while to get back up to par.

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Thats very dissapointing, doesnt it suck that this happens every year. You just dont really know what to do.

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yeah... but that was a month ago. yesterday, i straight aired all morning trying to get the speed right, couldnt do it, eventually said well i better do a fucking trick of somesort...so i did a 3... and i cased... double ejected into a front flip. it would seem my true douche baggery has shown through and i should not be allowed to do anything cool.

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That shit happens to me every year with my skiing in general, can't make good turns my first run. That sounds pretty brutal, though. I usually go for 4 days my first week to get it back.

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but as i said... its only been a month since i last skied... even back in racing days when id go to summer camps i wouldnt lose much technique and stuff.

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prolly just had a mental block. Seems like bad days on skis only get worse. then you get pissed off cuz you suck and you start fuckign up even more.

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Yeah mental block, I know Im always a little rusty the first month but I can still pretty much do everything.

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also take into consideration the snow conditions...when i was up at whistler, i could never get my speed right on the tables or rails because the snow and temperature were constantly changing, leading to gnarly overshoots...dont worry aboot it...you;ll get everything back..

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yea last year my first day i was just gonna hit this jump...maybe 30 max and i just went off for like a grab or something and i fucked up and landed on y tails and wiped, it sucked

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I do some thing that has to do with skiing (rails, water ramp ect...) like 2-3 times a week to stay sharp.

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haha reminds me of my first day at camp of champs, i started skiing down to the base and like, couldn't carve or get my balance right at first it was weird

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dont think about it to much, then you will be all set

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ive got a summer set up so at least my rails will be up to par when winter comes 'round

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain.-linemaverick5...
 
^ill smoke you anywhere outside the park anytime

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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sucks for you

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ur like me it takes me a day or two to get my balance and shit back though

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I lost my rail skills completely at the end of the season. And I worked so hard all season, too.

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is that so? for some reason that sounds like a lame threat. im sure that your sick in the bc! isnt everybody from crystal? you crystal people forget that us normal people get to ski at baker and alpental and stevens, baker owns crystals bc, its a fact...plus we can ride parks

 
the first day of the season, i always rule more than anyone! (guess it's coz' i forgot how's pain). the second , i suck as hell. then takes me a xweek to recover last season's level

 
^^ thats fantastic asshole

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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bringing it back, but sorry, no i don't really ahve that problem, but i don't really ahve a huge bag of tricks anyways, so tossing smooth 3's the first day is good for me

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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i ski for one week a year and in that week i try to learn as many trick as i can coz it the only skiing i get. By the time i ski again i cant do any thing. I have to re-learn rails, threes and stuff like that. At one point i had backflips and stuff but the last time i skiied the best i did was 5's. I need to ski more.

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