I finally got a fuggin job.

sirjibsalot

sirjibsalot

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After looking for a while thinking no one would ever hire a slob like myself toys r us finally made a right decision to hire me....now i can make the dollas.

--Dirty Steeze--
 
HELLLLL YEAH!!!! I work at Toys R Us! How much do you get paid? Are they putting you in pickup or on register? Joel, you are the best, babe. Tell me how it goes. Did they train you to ask for batteries and a gift receipt and whatnot? Blahhh. I miss you!

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
shti man. ive been lookin for a jhob for a while.. but toys r us.. that spussy.. i lmost had a job at meijers.. a grocery store.. but i denided it.. because im a fucka dn like to sit around.. bu ti need to job now bad.. good for you...

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
im a bookie for lj's bar and a 'dish dog' for an itallian resturant. hopefully i'll be workin for rock mtn toy company soon

NORTHEN REPRESENT
 
gotta job at a fireworks store....whos got the best job now....i get to test them and blow shit up....toys r us would be fun to play with toys all day long

jarett your a fool and im jealous of you because you got a quote in someones signature-RS4LIFE
 
fucking new york makes fire works illegal because they r a bunch of but fucking homosexuals. we also cant do inverts in this goddamn state i hate our governer and anyone else that runs it

Crazy midget productions

Dynastar

UP-IN-Arms
 
I'm a squeegee kid. I suck dicks on the side.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
work for your parents...i do yard work for 10 bucks an hour its awesome

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Ive seen heaven

Ive seen hell

believe in neither

but fear them as well
 
ya dude i get to clean my dads office with my gf...we dont get much cleaning done tho

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'fuck my ass' - Tenacious D
 
toys r us is a meat market for r kelly

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
^hahaha

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
 
congrats joel, i wish you the best of luck

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 70/2000
 
before i read the thread i thought that this was about a bj

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tenacious d rocks your fucking socks off
 
its so dope...they didnt even train be barley...the guy was like...there the bikes and theres some more stuff...have fun...its so cool..

--Dirty Steeze--
 
if your working in the bikes maybe you could get some good deals and pimp out your supercycle with ill playaz parts. haha just kidding, but you should get some of those dangly colour spoke beads those are pimp

because pink is the new black
 
Yeah good for you.. I dont like kids much so i wouldnt be able to handle working there. I'd get all pissed and start yelling at everyone!

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
i mow lawns and do banquets with a local restaurent...next summer im prolly working at the most expensive hotel on lake goerge

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(your ad here)

'i feel naked without my clothes'

-kevan

 
haha I am going to come harrass you. I'll be workin the sidewalk sale at coast mtn this sat joel and other calgarians, come buy stuff and things.

'You two are the blackest white chicks I have ever met.' ~Danny M
 
today i built this dope Arcade Bowling game for a display and i played for so like trying to get it into the 50 hole...it was dope...

--Dirty Steeze--
 
Toys R Us - $7.50 an hour

US Fish & Wildlife Service - $51.60 an hour

Alaska Center for the Environment - $18.90 an hour

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
i stated this earlier but i clean my dads office building twice a week and get paid 50 bucks each time...its a very good deal...thats 400 a month...i hired my gf to help me and i pay her 20 each time so i end up getting 30 each time

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'man id like to place my hand upon your fuckin sexy ass and squeeze' - Tenacious D
 
i set buoys for sailboat regattas... drive dope boston whaler around, set buoys, and then sleep all day, then pickl up buoys... 10 bucks an hour,

COC sesh E
 
i gaurd lives for 6.50 an hour

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
plasma donations, 50 bucks, twice a week. 4 times a week if i use a fake id.

**OFFICIAL OWNER OF THA NS NIGHTCLUB**
 
i thought this was about a bj

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'Don't think too hard, something might explode.'

'Carpe diem. Seize the Carp.' 'Sieze the Carp?'
 
when I worked at sportcheck I was always playing with the golf clubs and b-ball net, I never made sales but I did have fun.

zenith paving loader opperator $11hr

 
I work at an a local ice cream shop known as The Corner (ice cream corner). I work with all my friends for short shifts and breaks whenever people are not around. Also, I have no boss so I can give out free stuff to all my friends and get whatever I want... yeah buddy!

 
fuck, i've been tryin to get a job, i need one damm bad 2

'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
 
I work with hot guys. I sell outdoor camping/climbing/skiing stuff to hot guys. $7.50 an hour. Also a daycamp counsellor $67/day

'You two are the blackest white chicks I have ever met.' ~Danny M
 
i had one,10bucks an hour and over 50 hours a week but i came back home

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
wow Elasmo...what the hell! $51.60?? that's so good...as for me, i think im gonna try to get a job at this place called SkiMart and get to demo the skis fo FREE! woo yea! o and i wanna be a ski instructor next season..umm yep

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
Yeah... It's a governmet job and I'm one of the top marine mammalogists so yeah...

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
i work at my house... and my dads blueberry patch... 50 bucks a day in the patch not bad but i am on call all day, still easy money.

Officially Unable To Spell

MidWest Is The Shit

Fuck The Ghetto

 
Elasmo..how old are you? i always thought you were like 16 or 17...i guess your not??

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
Yeah, I'm turning seventeen in four days (July 2)!!!

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
wha? and your one of the top mammalogists for the govt??

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
 
In Alaska at the USFWS... Long story. Time to leave for the night! Mobbin' the truck baby! Cheers

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
damm nice, making 51 bucks an hour, at 17...

'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
 
Uhh except for the fact that I'm the youngest employee there by about 10 years or so, and they asked me to work there. It's not a job a teenager could apply for.

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
Workin at a stock firm this summer in greenwich. Cant complain. Decent pay, air conditioned, good on resume, connections, all that shit. and I can twist words around as to waht I actually do here to make myself sound coole.r

'Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded'
 
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