I FIGURED OUT WHAT THE HOLE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR IS FOR!

[Petersaurusrex]

Okay... You all are probably thinking "Duh, it's to shove your dick through whenever you need to take a piss." But how many of you actually do this? Reaching through that hole and fishing around for your schlong is not what you want to do whenever the tank is full, you just pull down and whip it out.

Now, let start off my theory of the "penis pocket" by asking a question:

How often are you just lounging around on your couch watching the game when you notice that your sack has decided to relax and your crotch starts to sweat just enough to stick to your legs due to your sweatpants?

And the solution? Grab a pinch of your sack and pull it through the hole. BOOM. Instant comfortable separation of sack and leg.

Thank you for listening.

 

[Petersaurusrex]

Just to clarify, both testicles must be pulled through the hole for maximum relief.

 

[whoa-dere]

tried it right now, it's a weird feeling. im going to walk around like this tomorrow

 

[Petersaurusrex]

Trust me. Give it 5 minutes and it will feel like your sack was meant to be that way.

 

[Forcillo]

 

[Jeebus.]

interesting, if true this theory renders the solution of the classic re-rack useless.

 

[ForeverYung]

 

[Sophistication.]

 

[PacificRimJob]

Duh... you then alternate between sack and shaft until the whole situation is dry...

or until you need new underwear. whichever comes first.

 

[Petersaurusrex]

There is no zipper dicking involved in this process.

Call it free ball insurance.

 

[WPoch]

I also hate it when poop water splashes back up and touches my anus

 

[Sophistication.]

 

[k-fred]

shouldve used bad luck brian meme instead of this one

 

[Petersaurusrex]

I have a solution to everything.

 

[.Hugo.]

If you dont line up your butt hole right that would make the nastiest mess ever. That is not a toilet made for the drunk.

 

[84891jnf92048]

i wonder if she realizes that the space between "mind" and "blown" means she just hashtagged "mind"....

oh well, tits

 

[Petersaurusrex]

If you don't take precision poops you don't deserve a dry sphincter.

 

[cubber]

I pee through that and my zipper as a rule. Dick rash. Fuck yeah

 

[whoa-dere]

just straight sit your butthole on it.

 

[theabortionator]

No thanks bro.

Also anybody else just go over the fence for pissing? It started more from being drunk all the time, now I just do it because I'm lazy.

 

[Spic-N-SpaN]

not even lieing (ling?) this is incredibly comfortable

 

[E__]

Yeah I go over the fence, too much of a hassle unzipping.

 

[84891jnf92048]

Jesus Christ.

LYING

 

[edai]

holy shit if youre wearing silky shorts they rub against your nuts #itsheaven

 

[deleted5]

i know im wearing my silk pajama suit and I'm never changing ever.

 

[Aidan-G]

Nice

 

[CheddarJack]

I normally put my legs through the holes in my underwear. I guess that works too...

 

[Inline.]

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Its going to take some time for my denim and my sack to warm up to each other.

 

[NotGhood]

OP...all I can say is...thank you.

 

[Petersaurusrex]

I don't recommend that this technique be used in conjunction with rough fabrics or garbs containing zippers.

 

[Spinoza]

I don't really understand, pics?

 

[ThundaKilla]

This is cool in school until you forget when you change for P.E.

 

[cubber]

you have just earned four gold lol's

 

[abathinggrape]

this makes in class sack itching alot easier

 

[Inline.]

Hahahaha that would be the most awkward moment ever.

 

[J_BISCHOF]

jealous.

 

[Dragonite.]

That leaves my shaft in a weird position.

 

[bo0b]

I like this post.

 

[Dr.Dickless]

just lay a little tp down before your start, cuts the splashing

 

[MNS]

 

[Peter.]

i am struggling to figure out what goes where

 

[Banane.]

Have a pair of those, got them for free, and they are fucking comfy !

 

[whoa-dere]

poop falls into that little opening, so it doesn't smear on your cheeks when you walk around

 

[sammiedee]

this. It seems like an all or nothing kinda deal.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

I'm sure they're extremely comfy but i will never buy them

 

[mmallender.]

doesnt really work so much in the winter, but pantlegging..... or shortlegging i guess... is the most fucking amazing thing ever. i cant say i ever over the fence in jeans though, occasionally in shorts if i decide to change it up a little bit

 

[Joebin]

 

[SSteezle]

threads, gonna try this out tom.

 

[Bart.Man]

lost it on this

 

[dan1080]