I fell two stories from a roof and walked away unscathed...!!!

[bfnradford]

not to be a claimer, but i am so psyched to be alive and well after what happened today. While working on a house in Breckenridge, i slipped off a roof and fell 20 feet to the ground. I landed two feet from a lumber pile that wouldve almost certainly broke my back had i landed on it. After a cat scan and a quick round of questions the doctors let me go, 3 hrs after i fell. I feel so lucky and i just had to tell someone about it. Im gonna go buy some lottery tickets...

 

[R-Bertsch]

thats sick dude definitely buy lotto tickets

 

[artfullydodged]

damn thts so lucky, go for 3 stories tomorow

 

[-Mugatu]

fuck that, get off the interweb and go for it now! today is your lucky day, not tomorrow

 

[AbeFroman]

if only you had your skis on and landed it

 

[RudyGarmisch]

You should've stood right back up and afterbanged the shit out of it.

 

[laurence^]

hahahahha

 

[Parker.]

pics or it didn't happen

 

[dave44]

hahaha, lol

 

[Shpadoinkle]

As I type this I am still laughing. Bravo!

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

Pics or it didn't happen. Cool story hansel. Bang me like a hammer.

 

[bfnradford]

sry my photog had the wrong filter on. i could post a CAT scan pic of my bruised lung but it just looks like... a lung

 

[honeydip]

searchbar u fuckin newb

 

[squibble]

how exactly did you land?

 

[comeatmebro]

my dad fell of my uncles 2 story house into a pile of shingles cause he was so drunk when we were putting shingles on his roof. he got up shotgunned 2 beers in a row and went back to work. most badass think i've ever seen done.

 

[Parker.]

legitimate excuse. i think cat scan pics will suffice.

 

[bfnradford]

on my feet, like i was landing switch, then just collapsed for a few

 

[derbski]

if he was a real man he would have funneled the beers

 

[rj.]

uh that didnt even make sense?

he has 1000+ more posts than you and searchbar the cool story hansel, the pics or it didnt happen, or bang me like a hammer?

cute story hansel, get a fuck'n job.

 

[bfnradford]

 

[bfnradford]

hahah ^ you can see part of my dong

 

[TheButterHashira]

GHOST PENIS

 

[searchbarnoob]

ahahahahaha

 

[steezyjibber]

lol

 

[skiEER]

last summer i well 20 plus feet onto my back. I landed on a milk crate and shattered it and my head was three feet from the pavement. besides a concussion and some back pain for a couple weeks i was fine.

 

[i.ski.troll.]

jea lol

 

[BASS_PRO_SHOP]

damn dude, i think your penis shrunk on impact. sucks.

 

[user098123]

Damn dude that is sooo lucky.

I fell like 6 feet the other day and broke a vertebrae in my back! WTF! Landed weird on my heels..

Crazy shit man.

 

[Dumont92]

ya dude u got real lucky
i got really lucky last week too i hit a moose going 40 in the car with my girlfriend and my mom and we were all fine except for some minor cuts

 

[k-rob]

haha my friend told me to type almost the exact same thing, then we saw yours. props

 

[Malcolm]

haha

 

[Dylan_]

look at his posts compaired to yours ahhaha

 

[Lineskiah11]

wow you got so lucky. i bet you feel great... until tomorrow when your sore as balls

 

[Shpadoinkle]

That scan totally just reminded me of Bam.

 

[Nicholas.]

this thread is awesome.

 

[Albrecht.]

your one to talk shit you fucking larry.

 

[DYFI]

Damn, that one just killed me. Anyways, that's some good shit, just don't go gloating your good luck cause then that only leads to karma.

 

[ben_southworth]

no not at all.
and try 18,000 more posts lol
what an asshole

 

[lydiaiskwllol]

same

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

Start doing parkour, you will be good at it in no time.

 

[tommihq]

I think you really shouldnt get a license at 16, damn these youngsters, all they do is crash all the time. Youre born in 92 right? It might not been your fault but still thats what i think