i fell off a roof today

Lateralis

Lateralis

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while i was shoveling my grampas roof i slipped and fell about 15 feet on my side,nothing broke just a terrible bruise but luckily i fell there cuz a few inches was the snowblower so i think that might of hurt a bit more

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
sorry

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cause if there is too much snow of the roof, the house could theoretically collapse. That sucks by the way, 15 feet is a pretty good height to fall from

 
I fell off a roof 2 summers ago, smashed my head pretty bad, had to get 7 staples.

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how much snow was on the ground? if your shoveling the snow so the roof won't break it seems like there would be a lot and thus the fall wouldn't hurt.

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
yea i fell off my roof this winter

was trying to climb up my wet tin roof and was almost to the top when i hit a really wet spot, i slide down 30 ft of wet tin (very fast) and i slide down backwards on my hands and knees hit the ground feet first and flew backwards onto my ass, my bro said it was the funiest thing hes seen, i was cursing the whole way down. it was fucking funny

too bad i didnt have a beer in my hand, would have been a clasic

Anyone else hunting a Sasquatch this winter? We have spotted one in central VT.
 
theres wasnt mush snow on the ground cuz i was just started that section,it was just scary cuz it was unexpecting so

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
oh shit boho you fell off your roof. I've fallen of mine a thousand times, its no big deal. tell you grandparents to get off their lazy asses and shovel their own goddamn roof.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
caden vs. phrosty part 1

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
haha why didn't you get it on camera?

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
wow caden!! you so cool calling me an iggnoarant fuck. Because i displayed alot of ignorance in my post. I couldn't careless about you calling me a fuck. Just know that you are a dumb little cock grabber who thinks he can be cool by talking shit to me. Oh look at you caden you can drop to my level, you hipocritcal ass ramer. listen next time you decide to impress people by talking shit to the offical asshole you better come up with something better than that, and i might consider what you have to say, otherwise do what scotch says and go fuck your mom.

Offical NS asshole

googoo271 - ''Hey phrosty! i'm gay! you're right!!!! i'm gayer than elton john!!! look at me phrosty! look at me!!!!''
 
Okay okay okay.......

this story doesn't make sense.

So the way this original story is being told is.

There's so much snow on my grandparent's roof that I have to shovel it off, but the snow fell in a particular way, as to have fallen extremely little, or none at all on the ground below. You fall off somehow, even though there's so much snow on there, that a roof collapse is imminent, but you can still stand atop the snow, without sinking, giving you some grip on the roof.

This makes zero sense.

 
i wasnt shoveling it off cuz the roof was gonna collapse,if you got 2 feet of snow spread out over a roof that like 20' by 15',thats a few tonnes of snow,you just shovel it off to ease the force that pushing down on the roof

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
On gummer day at my school some of my friends(including me) came to school drunk to throw water balloons at the gr 9's... and there was a latter that was right beside the school roof... right near the office... so we all decide to climb up for fun.... we then all decide to come down except for one... and we thought it would be funny to take away the latter... turns out we were right... because this friend is particularly crazy... He runs off the roof then jumps into a small tree, the branch breaks and he falls down like 10 feet onto pavement (cause it was in the summer)... and breaks his bong that was in his backpack... funniest moment of my life.

 
roofs2lose

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lateralis was that before or after you blew your grandpa

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nope,i aint down with that shit,you sent me a pm saying your grandma has flavoured tits,i guess its from when shes eatin breakfast,one is in her orange juice and the others in her oatmeal

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
you just called yourself a retard scothy hahaha

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
i don't believe he did

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
dude that sounds bad! good thing nothin to serious happened...

' its a bit chilly in here can i have another straight jacket?'
 
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