I don't like stuff that sucks......

NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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stuff that sucks:

ski racing, line skis, oakley, your momma, your girlfriend, ski patrolers that tear down kickers, fat chicks, people who drive way to slow, erich kunz, crystal mt, my left testicle, that guy over there in the corner, people who are gonna bitch and moan about me making this thread, skiboarding and or skiboarders, when a really hott girl has a stank ass untrimmed pussy, when your momma has a stank ass untrimmed pussy, shit in a urinal, when it rains at snoqualmie, when i run into a snow bank and break my expensive ass foglights, my arms hurt after skiing but my legs feel fine, skiers thumb, underrotating a backflip, premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction, avril lavigne, andy mahre, stepping in dog shit but not noticing it and then getting in you car so your car smells like dog shit for the next two weeks, WORK, paranoid girlfriends, delusional manipulative girlfriends, any hott girl that wont sleep with me, people who think smoking weed is bad evil and wrong, cops that get me in trouble, sequels to movies that they shouldn't have made a sequel too, and if you actually read all that i feel very sorry for you, but i wont give you two minutes of your life back.

if you feel i forgot anything, please feel free to add on

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
go ski

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'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
 
you forgot 'people who tell you they just smoked pot'

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'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
 
i just got back from skiing dickhead, i forgot to put you on the list

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
and you forgot ski googles. god chris do i have to tell you how to do everything??

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
and you forgot gorilla steez

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
why do you have to hate me? i didnt fuck your mom that hard...

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
funny when someone makes a post bitching about everything and then tells us to not 'bitch and moan about this thread'

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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

They named him Sum Ting Wong.
 
lol, get angry k2. you suck at skiing

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'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
 
ski pimp knows whats goin down

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
why you say line sucks?

'I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.'

~Official Ninja Website
 
burning your mouth, because your too lazy to wait for your pizza to cool down. stupid pizza.

'Well... You.. Look pretty easy and you might put out, so roll in the cream cheese, roll in the cream cheese!'
 
i hate my cock because everytime i wanna get kicked squarly in the nuts it gets in the fucking way then it hurts when i take a piss and that pisses me off.

you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
 
catching the claps, penis suaves, teeth on the infected penis, antibiotics that make you sunburn easy but you have to take them to make the snotty nose cock go away, eating the same pussy that gave you the claps and the sore throat that follows

'a dope skier? thats like a roller skater jumpin in a half pipe and fuckin shit up!' (kaos..ok)
 
loksh dont talk about eating my pussy on NS

you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
 
what about tossing your salad?

'a dope skier? thats like a roller skater jumpin in a half pipe and fuckin shit up!' (kaos..ok)
 
mmmmmm yum tossing salads yum

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
i wish i was a moderator, i'd be deleting so much bullshit on this siteit's sad how people waste their time here being assholes

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'In a rare moment, JF is seen not grabbing his crotch.' -Shane Szocs
 
Big-L what you say is true. You cant jib with line skis without breaking them and for oakley its too fuckin $$$$$$$$$$ for the shit they give.

Quebec represenT!
 
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