I dont get girls

[t-man152]

I just dont get girls. my girlfriend got pissed at me when I asked her to give me head while I beat the final level of Super Mario Brothers 3.

and then they get all mad when were having sex and they ask me dumb ass questions like "are you in yet" when its obvious that im done and trying to get some sleep in.

then some of them have the nerve to be pissed when I invite them to dinner and order a side salad for them while I take the steak. first off im paying so I get the steak and second of all im just watching out for their weight. they should thank me with a blowjob while I eat my desert.

im just kidding

 

[Ericpbp]

you arnt supposed to understand them

 

[Lateralis]

ARE YOU IN YET???

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[flyinghighagain]

yah i agree with most of that cept the are u in part? can't say i've had a gurl ever ask me that one maybe ur just looking for the wrong holes

 

[Lateralis]

the belly button must be more your size of hole, try that next time peanut

 

[t-man152]

I was told by my mom that 3 inches is a very acceptable size

 

[Lateralis]

well if your gonna own yourself then thast pretty cool, i can just shut up now. good job man

 

[Lateralis]

she still didnt find it ahhahahaha. im safe from complete deletion.

 

[chapz]

my thoughts exactly

 

[LAMSTEEZE]

uhh okay? lol

 

[kabozo101]

welcome to the club man

 

[Myke]

LOL@HEAD w/ while playing video games. I'v got it w/ tv but not games.

 

[sn0wbl0w]

some girls can be fucked up

 

[*music4life*]

I can undersatnd the are u in yet comment... but uh? guy?

 

[Sashac]

Your girlfriend sounds like a big bitch.

I totally understand where you're coming from

 

[marsland]

so ima take it that im the only one who read "im just kidding"

 

[steevner]

nah i saw it too

 

[jimmychung]

hahah that would be prime, super mario + head = eutopia

but we aren't supposed to "get" girls, we're just supposed to be there and pretend to listen.

 

[Mat.]

yeah seriously.

I read every post after his little story and was thinking jesus christ.. then I didnt even bother commenting because of the stupidity of so many posts taking it all serious.

 

[Lateralis]

yeah sorry man. i guess i was being too serious about him having a small enough penis to fuck a belly button. fuck, how did you not realize i was jokin about that? i highly doubt he is a hedgehog so if you believe that shit then you my friend are the one with problems and shouldnt be on ns for your idiotic behavior

 

[canadianhotchik]

haha oh wow how that made me laugh!!

 

[CanadianSkiGod]

The fact that the insult "peanut" made me laugh out loud makes me shudder. The male pyche is so pathetic, really, we pride ourselves on having piecies of anatomy on which we have no control a few inches longer or wider than that of others...

For example, I recently learned one of my good friends has "the smallest dick ever", by my girlfriend actually. And now I can't help but inherently feel less respect or recognition for him. Extremely pathetic; I KNOW it's stupid but it's an inherent feeling!

That being said, I have a huuuuge dick.

 

[TheWallaby]

as do i.

the boobs in sashas icon are just freaking mesmerising.

(this post tickled me)

 

[skiNJ22]

yeah man, girls pretty much suck

 

[010]

that was the funniest thing that i have read all day, so thank you.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

thats the oldest saying in the book... not to mention the whole story is pretty messed

 

[cracko]

hahahhahahahahaa

 

[720laxskier]

#2 funniest for me

 

[grams.]

haha i love newschoolers

 

[marsland]

haha great thread

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

its all the same, no one ever understands anyone.

 

[Franny]

I must say what are story.

 

[dave44]

Who does?

 

[smuggsVT]

hey are strange creatures

 

[Download-My-Apps]

i thought Lateralis was back fro a second.

got excited

 

[1stBlood]

why the fuck did this get bumped???

this is the stupidest thread iv read in a long time...

just grow a fuckin pair of balls and do her til she screams

 

[ButteredToast.]

i read the title of this thread, and to be honest i wondered if i really wanted to read it

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

I laughed.

 

[bitchassphatz]

burn it to a cd bro...then you can lead it out to buddies when they aren't getting any. if you learned anything from 40 year old virgin it had to have been that.

 

[bitchassphatz]

that's part of his sig.

 

[charmander]

go away pink name

its man camp

 

[*V-Love*]

lol this made me laugh! and yea girls can suck but we totally do it on purpose....

oh and just to let all ya little 12 year old boys know... a girl can only feel the first 3 inches or 3/4 of an inch (I cant remember the exact number but either way) during sex anyways so if ya got a short guy its more of width that matters....

 

[liukangkid]

im just kidding

^

you shouldnt have said that

it sort of ruined the mood at the end

 

[bitchassphatz]

why did your buddy have a hard dick aroun d your girl friend is what you should be asking yourself. that's why i would lose respect for him.

but seriously it was probably limp and cold out. i heard the same thing about my friend. turns out the bitch was mad at him, he was normal. i hate when girls play that card. its like that curb your entheusism where the girl really had a huge vagina.

 

[ZavierV]

hahaha that was the greatest thing i've read all day lol

 

[bitchassphatz]

your fucking wrong. my girl can feel it when i hit the back of that shit. she trys to get away. i dunno where you got your pussy, but that shit is false.

 

[bermbuster49]

CALEB YOU BITCH!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!!

 

[marsland]

no its not, thats part of the thread. and your telling people what to do for a thread from a year ago

 

[hotdog.garbage]

V-LOVE has a shallow vagina!!!

 

[bitchassphatz]

oh. well you read it, so my point was made.

 

[*V-Love*]

hahaha you guys are so funny

seriously take anatomy and phsyiology whey you get to college you'll learn the same thing