I dont care what my momma says, im gonna have a baby

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afton_steeze

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ahh i searchbared a gillion different keywords, and nothin came up.

sorry for the repost guys, but still, it's worth watching again =]
 
bhahahahah i love things lik ethis. once i saw one where a glr had a baby when she was eleven and had sex with a 47 year old man. hooeeeee. hahahaha.
 
my favorite on jerry springer is the guy with no arms or legs but has knocked up like 3 girls
 
I've seen that before, but it's hilarious.

If my baby needs a blanket... I got it. If my baby loses a pacifier, I got 3 more.

hahaha
 
haha ive seen this soo many times and its funnier every time. this needs to be posted in the most recent ladies men thread
 
ahh, i was just watching the jerry springer one.

me: holy fuck! (really loud, i thought she was asleep)

my mom walks into the room: what?

Me: uh, nothing

Mom: what are you watching?

me: um, a midget fight

mom: oh, and walks out
 
"I had sex with a 40 year old latino man, Whateva, I do what I want"

"I roll with 7 gangs, whateva, I do what I want"
 
not to ruin the excitement of a 15 year old whore, but im calling fake. as entertaining as this is its just like a less violent and more obscure springer. My dad knew a guy who got paid to go on springer three times and be one of those odd people your like oh shit.

but then again, she could just be a big whore. its possible

 
she's definitely a huge whore...these kinds of girls exist in the surrounding Oakland area. This chick actually went to my old school and got expelled for sucking my teammate's dick in the locker room, and he told everybody about it and then she got really mad and said his dick was small, and since she had braces, he throws a mouthguard at her and said "Next time you give head wear this" and she got all pissed and told the principle the situation and gets both herself and him expelled.

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^that was hilarious, but i also have to call fake, mabey i have to much faith in humanity but i dont think that girls story was real.
 
yeah jerry springer from cincinnati my hood hahahah he was once our mayor and spent the city's money on hookers
 
no her story was real, I know a lot of the people that straight up railed her. If you are alone with that chick and you have male hardware she will come onto you. a youtube comment on the video from a guy that I used to go to school with when i went to school in east oakland.

"Shes bopular

every nigga n hood don fucked wif her

if u get da hoe alone shell fuck fa sure

never got ta wait n line ta be a customer cuz shes bopular"

by the way black people call sluts "bops" (thats where the term "bopular" came from)
 
So did your teammate get expelled too? Even if a girl is a hoe bag, it's pretty shitty to get her expelled for giving you a blow job.
 
" i had sex in a park, a mall, a playground, a staircase"

"remember that story about a girl having sex at school? that was me"

hahahahahahhaa come on how is this real??!?!
 
i would tap the first girl if she wasnt insane and a whore, and i dont get the deal with the girl on montel, she seems just like a regular chick that had some bad luck and is maybe a bit slutty. seems pretty responsible otherwise though
 
no she's fucking retarded. He told people, and then she got mad for him spreading it, and then told the principle what happened and got her own ass expelled. Not really responsible in my book.

She was pretty hot before she got fucked 3billion times. Her vag is loose like sleeve of wizard now. Her ass was pretty nice from what I remember, but it did get manhandled basically every night, so it might have lost quality by now.

Yeah my teammate got expelled too.

 
OMG! I'm in a quiet Starbucks and I'm crying. That shit just made my fucking week. He was like a crab or something. HAHAHA!

(I have nothing against midgets. It's not their fault that they are that way, but that was just too fucking funny.)
 
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