I done shot me a coon

Ahmets_Brother

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yeah i gots me a coon. i couldnt figure out what my dogs were barking at so i went to take a look and i saw a raccoon up in a tree so i got my .22 with no scope and shot it from like 50 yards. im pretty special. i shot it right in the eye then the bullet cam out of right between the chin and neck then re entered the body in the chest. it was a pro shot. thing fell right down the its legs were going all crazy so i shot it right in its spine. that killed it pretty good. i guess im like davy crochet or something

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hahahahaha wow gizllyrizzle is always killing something hahahaha WOW

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My friend was driving on the back roads in our town when he spun out into a ditch. A few minutes later a very sick mudding truck came along with four hunters with beers piled in obviously drunk. They where "coon huntin' " at 11 at night and they just walked over and simply pushed his car out of the ditch. Ah the great coon huntin' heros of our back roads saved another motorist in distress.

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nah man you can ask my momma...she was impressed by my awsome skills. i had big teeth and was like going after my dog then running back up the tree then running down again then back up....it was a brownish color too but had the black stripes. i think i just got out of hibernation or something.

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umm

its "dun", as is "I dun married ma sister"

and, i hope you ate it....

cuz thats what we do round these here parts.

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For the place that i work one of my jobs is to catch racoons in live traps and then we come and put them down the the .22 Well anyways i have worked there for 3 summers and total we have killed over 80 racoons and probably around 25 skunks. Good times. You are all going to try and call bs on this but i swear it is true.

 
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dude i want your job....but instead of catching them i would be in the middle of town just sniping the shit outta those fuckers....some little girl would be crying "my cat is stuck in the tree" then id run up and shoot it out and hand it to her and be like "here you go little lady"

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teddy knape killed a polar bear without a gun, so you suck

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i ran over a woodchuck yesterday. then went back and looked at it and it was bleeding out of its ear. i was pretty proud seeing i always tried killin those in my yard but never got one

 
that's quite impressive. i just let my dog fight the racoon to the death though, hes 3-0.

Its only for decoration thats it and thats all

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Only idiots take pleasure in killing or toturing cats, you deserve a gun up your ass, funny eh! Racoons O.K. they are wild and a lot of them have rabies. Go back to yr mommy she'll take care of you some more cause you sound like a uneducated twit

 
haha fucking animal rights^ haha who cares, they just raise trouble, fuck them, hunting is sweet...

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"its legs were going all crazy so i shot it right in its spine. that killed it pretty good"

hahaha

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i killed this huge as crow with half a pellet gun, it had babies ina nest so it's wouldn't leave and i shot till i got it. it was the bigest crow i'd ever seen and it fell from the very top of a tree, pretty funny shit.

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i def thought u meant a black guy but ur a sniper bro good job

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i do that to squirrels all the time

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im just fucking kidding about the cat dude...you think im fuckin serious that if i saw a lil girl cry over her cat id shoot it out of the tree? but shooting squirrels and coons are so fun

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wow what if it had rabbies? do you think id rather have both my dogs die of rabies or shoot a coon? i dont take chances you fuckin animal rights deusche. think about the 2 dogs i possibly saved over killing one stupid animal

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well 50 yards ain't that far for a .22, but props for using iron sites, that makes it a little more difficult.

big whoop wanna fight about it?
 
got yourself a nigger I see, mount him up on the wall, get a collection going

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and thats a joke dumbasses

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i would have thrown water balloons at it first

if that didnt work i would lure him over with some Andes Candies (the chocolate mint ones they are the best) then i would convert him to a happy coon and he would be my pet

 
hunting is for redneck fags

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why, its just another sport... someone is bound to have differnt interest than you... why diss them for what they like and are good at?

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because its dumb. your having fun killing, and therefore your an ass. i love violence in video games, but in real life it is different. Its not a sport, it is a way for hicks to take out their anger in a destructive fasion on animals.

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It's called population management you turd.

I hit a seagull with a rock one time! hahahhaha, I also hit a krippled one with a 7 iron. Man that fucker flew and feathers EVERYWHERE! hahahaha

I hate seagulls, they pooped on my mom when I was 4 years old, I hated them ever since.

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so i guess its 2-3 year life is really worth it then? beside animals get hit by cars eery second... why not just make fun and games out of it and shoot em?

plus it makes you feel all fuzzy inside when you get ur first kill

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