I do weird things in my sleep.

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The other night I woke myself up sneezing, got really thirsty, drank a glass of apple juice, and then fell right back asleep. Then this morning I woke up and everything from my nightstand was on the floor. Even the 3/4 full Arnold Palmer I had sitting there. Luckily enough it landed on this pillow laying on my floor and somehow didn't spill anywhere. I think I might have been dreaming about being a ninja. What weird things do you guys do?
 
Haha for sure. Sometimes I wake up at like 4 in the morning super hungry and make some food. It feels like im sleep walking and have no control of what i'm doing.
 
I heard a spoiler for an upcoming movie in my dream and i didn't want to hea it, so i started moving my sheets around. I heard only moving sheets in the dream and i woke up still doing it
 
I snore ridiculously loud, girls tell me I physically kick them off the bed, and I often wake up facing the opposite way, like head where my feet were. I also wake up with all pillows and blankets off the bed and the sheets ripped half off pretty often. Also no amount of noise will wake me up but touching me even a little bit will immediately. So I basically need someone to wake me up because I will just sleep through multiple alarm clocks. Except when I'm going skiing.
 
ive gotten out of a loft bed before and walked around and gotten back in
 
Duh! After my surgery I became addicted to them! I go through 1-2 ATLEAST a day! My stepmomma bought like 2 whole big cases and keeps buying more because we are blessed here and they WENT ON SALE!
 
one time i was sleep walking and i made myself a hotdog at like 3 in the morning and my mom woke me up. and no i dont have any pics
 
this one time i fell asleep with a glass of water in my hand, i woke up to myself slashing it in my face it was so weird.
 
I'll call my lawyer right meow.... hehehehehe I see what I did there! Cause you're the cat en espanol.... Okay I know, I'm not funny haha.
 
well it happened to me, i probably was in stage one sleep where you have those myoclonic jerk's and my arm could have jerked and threw it in my face.
 
I went to bed at 430 last night and in between then and 759 I set my alarm for 800, which i slept through, my mom came in to try and wake me up and I apparently told her "Buy me a fucking alarm clock that doesnt cost 3 dollars. get out of my fucking room and let me sleep"

She told me this around noon when I finally got up.

btw, I have a wicked nice ipod dock alarm clock thats motion detected and shot which she got me for Christmas.
 
You don't even want to know all the wierd stuff I do in my sleep but one thing for sure is I'm so gonna scare off my roomie next year ha.
I have woken up fully dress shoes tied and all, no idea how I got that way.
The creepiest thing I have been told that I do Is just all of a sudden sit up and just stare for like 15 mins then go back to sleep.
Oh and I talk like crazy, people can have a full conversation with me and I will be dead asleep and not remember a thing.
 
ABBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE oh hai. Hmmm i don't really do things when im sleeping only when im drunk. Such as waking up covered in mud and blood in a lazy boy downstairs full dressed not remembering what I did. Now i wish i only slept walked but i guess i sometimes do talk in my sleep?
 
I once woke up sitting on my bike in the garage. Made sense to me at the time, too, and then later I realized that it was somewhat unusual.

Another time I woke up, went to the kitchen, and realized that I had set the table in my sleep for a family of four, including napkins, a basket of bread, jams, ham, cheese, and a jug of water. I was the only one home at the time.
 
Malcolm it's not that bad, I live with my parents and sister because I'm in high school so I have to set the table often enough. It's just that I did it in my sleep, on a day that they were all away for a wedding I didn't have to go to... Nevermind, you're right.
 
ahaha this funny. i can't say i really do anything weird in my sleep...mostly because i'm asleep... my mom sleep walks and it's the weirdest thing ever though. she even makes food! and she never realy remembers it either. one night she had a night terror and that was fucked because she woke up choking and then was talking about how she had to fix some number to save the kids from dying or something.
and on another note, i was listening to talk radio the other day and they were interviewing a specialist, and apparently it's quite common for people who sleep walk to have sleep sex.
 
if you were really a ninja you wouldn't be sleeping

i dont do anything weird in my sleep, i don't snore, i don't sleep talk, i don't sleep walk, i just sleep...that seems to be getting dated these days
 
i tend to throw stuff and punch, sometimes ill find my phone on the other side of the room. i was just told by a friend i got angry and started punching the pillow
 
i woke up and wondered where all my sheets were. i walked around looking and found then in my backyard.
Tell me that one
 
This one time I went to bed with PJ's and boxers on, and then I woke up dressed differently. Sometimes after a long day at work when I'm half-asleep I'll subconciously think I am still at work, lying down on the job.
 
When I was like 7 or 8 I had night terrors.

I don't remember anything but my parents say they would find me in the middle of the hallway just chanting weird shit in a different language...
 
all of my sheets (including fitted) blankets abd pillows usually end up on my floor and sometimes i wake up with my ipod in and playing while not remember even putting it anywhere near my bed.
 
I have a habit of doing crazy shit while sleepwalking. Here are two more recent instances:

My ex woke up to me not being next to her and heard a weird, sharp sound from the kitchen. She came to see what it was and what do you know, it was me with two big-ass knives doing a sharpening motion. "What are you doing?" she asked in a pretty terrifying mood. I stopped doing what I did and told her: "Tomorrow...we will eat MEAT." Then I laughed like a fucking serial killer, got scared and dropped the knives, right near my feet and came with her back to bed. In bed, I had turned around to face her (from the underside) kissed her on the forehead, turned back and then laughing like a maniac silently. She told me she couldn't sleep for the rest of the night because of this.

Then a more recent one. I was having a dream that I was struggling to get up a sandy beach in somekind of war situation, similar to Normandy stuff. It was pretty gruesome and I woke myself up from the dream. I was sweating and it just felt so fucking real, as if I were still on a slanted beach wall. Then I looked around the room. What the fuck. I WAS slanted. The bed was slanted. I stood up and checked that the back legs of my bed were removed and they were placed in the kitchen, right next to each other: not a fucking millimeter apart and in perfect synchronized position. I still don't know which happened first, the dream of the war which I "adapted" to or just taking them off and then creating a slanted dream.

We'll see what happens in the future.
 
hahaha thats awesome. i used to sleepwalk all the time but now i just talk. last year i actually answered the phone and had a conversation with my boyfriend in my sleep..the next morning i was like "oh im sorry i forgot to call you!" and he was like "uhh..we had a conversation..?"weird shit.oh and sometimes i take my pants off while im sleeping.
 
yeah my ex did that a lot. it was really fun but strange... good for me though because if she had any memory of actually having sex with me, she would have broken up a long time ago.
 
one time i got up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom, but instead of going to the bathroom i went to the kicking and peed in the trash can, i have no recollection of doing it but my mom woke me up mid piss and was like wtf are you doing and i responded with uhhh...

my ex used to get completely naked while she was sleeping so that was pretty cool
 
I had just shaved before I went to sleep one time. In my dream, a girl I knew came up to me and started rubbing my face, and said, "OH MY GOD it's so smooth!" So I agreed with her and began rubbing my face. Then I woke up suddenly and I was rubbing my face.
 
i never went to sleep last night, my throat is all swollen and its hard to breathe so i stayed up all night playing skate
 
My parents were pretty freaked out so they saw a doctor and I'm pretty sure some kids go through a phase where they do weird shit in their sleep.

Besides that, I have no idea.
 
you have mono mrs t?

weirdest thing i've done while sleeping is to wake up with my head at the foot of the bed and my feet at the head of the bed. Basically a flat 180 while in bed.
 
no, just some really shitty cold/flu. i think last night was the worst ive been all week, which should hopefully mean im on the down slop now
 
I came home from a party once and rearranged my whole bed. I turned my comforter inside out put my pillows on the wrong side of the bed and passed out.
 
ive fallen asleep with my macbook on my chest- luckily i hasnt fallen off- but im the guy who rolls off his own bed all the time when im wasted- most days i roll off real slow and dont even wake up
 
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