I ditch school because...

ForestryIs8nice

ForestryIs8nice

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Its the time of the year when we all feel like this school shit is a waste of time. So you skip school because...

1. You feel like you should have open campus.

2. You have parents sign notes.

3. You have doctor's appointments.

4. You are sick.

5. You don't skip, you're a scholar.

 
i skip school because i like to go pick berries in the meadow.......................................

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penny the PA CHING
 
or, your not in high school, so it doesn't matter!!

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
i dont have to skip skool right now... i just had my last final :-D

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~ J u L i E ~

Yankees '05

Now that I have Citizen Kane and The Godfather, I can officially call Major League the best movie ever!
 
exactly.

-Anthony

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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship

 
I skip school so i dont have to look at mrs. aroujo's 78 inch ass. its sooo big.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
i only skip for dirtbike races that i have to leave school a day early to get to, like when we drove from PA to south carolina. but all my teachers new about it so it wasnt exactly skipping.

O yeahhh!! i didnt go to school the one time cas we got 3 feet of pow dumped on my cabin so we stayed up and snowmobilled for two days haha

-kulpy-
 
highschool- didn't ditch cause it was way better to stay in class and be smarter than the teachers.

university- didn't ditch - cause crap i had to pay for that!

 
I will never ditch school again, it only leads to bad things

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.

Ottawa
 
i skip to eat fucking quiznos. and go to my friends house and eat frozen cheeseburgers

-Alex-Rock the SteezeRepresentin the 212 and 607

If you ain't rubbin' you ain't dubbin'
 
best way to get away with skipping; write a note saying u had a doctors appointment or something then forge your parents signature. works every time

 
u cant skip at my school no matter what. u always get caught haha its funny

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.........DOGGLE.........

yes i live in a van.-DuffLogic22

 
I skipped 9 times to go skiing, I just skip cuz I don't wanna be there/

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
 
when i was still in school i skipped most of my classes because going to the river and smoking excessive amounts of weed was a lot more fun, and also in most cases a lot more intellectually stimulating than the bullshit they keep you busy with in public school.

-Lauren
 
yo i got off on 420 and noone found out

-Alex-Rock the SteezeRepresentin the 212 and 607

If you ain't rubbin' you ain't dubbin'
 
i dont skip cuz my perants r so stricked

once my dad thought i skiped cuz my teacher doent know how to take atendance and marked me absent

he like freaked out i thought he was gonna disown me or sumthing

 
i skip school because i dont want to sit around and listen to nuns talk about how to wear the uniform properly. i skip school to surf, to ski, to sleep and to do homework. i skip school cause im a second semester senior and couldn't care less.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
I skipp to go skiing and to drink with friends, or just cuz i dont wanna be there

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
i skip cuz its sunny out

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

 
I don't skip cause i like to have a future, and not live in a box.

Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off

Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
 
ive missed 22 days

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

 
Becuase several large Arabian men slashed the tires on my car and stole my air freshener

"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."
 
I used to skip school to go get baked and play pool. But we were only allowed to miss a class 8 times a semester so I had to choose wisely.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
i skip school and go skateboard cause my classes get canceled and the teachers are slack about it anyway

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*

 
I got more absences than the school policy says. I blame it on skiing so my teachers don't care.

Except that, I don't skip school.

Responsability,what's that?
 
i only ever skiped one class last year, that class was latin. I would skip because i was to tired to get out of bed. and because there were 3 know it alls in the class who didnt give you time to answer the questions for your self, so it wasnt at all chalanging. The teacher would ask a question, and befor you could even look to find the answer one of these 3 girls shouted it out. I hated it so much. So i would sleep instead of go.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
I dont skip. My school doesnt give credit for classes you skip. We get points for just going to class.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pou
 
i don't really ditch school...i just have my mom call me in sick and its usually because i have an excessive amount of work that i couldnt get done

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high north session 3!!
 
I went to the nurse cuz my neck ached and my mom said she would drop off some stuff at 11:20 , so i got a pass for 11:15 and then didnt go back to class till 1:09, my mom picked me up and took me to panera bread for a sandwich too, it was a good day.

bhill

7 Fold Ski!
 
If your school has a policy about absences, like if you miss too many of one class you don't recieve credit for it, then you better be careful and not skip a class too much that you need in order to graduate. In the beginning of the school year this year i skipped my gym class waaay too often to go smoke, and now i can't graduate unless i get the absences appealled which doesn't look like its going to happen seeing as I had like 20 absences that are about 90% skips in a class that meets everyother day.

 
i skip school cause i wanna sleep in or i skip cause im just not feelin working that day

If I tried that my kingpin would get stuck in one of the holes and id fly 357 degrees celcius and die- Mat(Deafboy)
 
i ditch school because i only passed 1 class this semester with a D-

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

reppin' the dfp

keep it real.
 
i DONET SKIP SHCOL I AM A SKOLAR

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition
 
hahahahhaha

ya i skip to go to my friends school and beat up the little kids there

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i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004
CANADA KICKS ASSS
 
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