I didnt drink on st. particks day

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skogenjake

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and im irish.

i broke a fucking code tonite.

i spend my time with probably my next girlfriend. it was very fun, but i felt like i let down my people.

who else has an excuse?
 
^ Your not irish now. Once you break protocol you go back to the bottom of the irish food chain. You are a leprachaun.
 
its 12 54 here, but im going to run to my basement and grab some beer from the mini fridge. actaully that might make me a weird alcoholic considering im alone.

fuck it im honoring my ukranian roots and grabbing the vodka.
 
Well I didn't drink but did chill with my gf, then hung out with a bunch of drunk friends, and now on NS, also I'm not Irish.
 
i drank a couple jack and cokes at a bangin party and then realized that all of the girls were far more drunk than me and just decided to call it a night and just get something to eat and go home. i know, i know,i probably should done what every guy would have done but really it just wouldnt feel right,they really weren't fair game anymore if u know what i mean. but at least i had a couple of drinks and made it home safe and had some fun.
 
i won this contest called "how much irish whisky can you drink in an hour?" then i proceeded to drink what was left of the whisky and play my violin really obnoxiously becaues it's the one day a year where no one can complain about celtic tunes!!! i have been puking all day!
 
yeah i didnt either cause today i had to get up at 7 and go for a 9 hour soccer reffing coarse and i couldnt be tired or have a hang over for that
 
I drank some alexander keith's, which is some goood brew. Then ended up smoking up, and that was my night, it was fun to see so many people outside late, lots of drunk people at Timmy ho's too.
 
you're a pussy...even you even had half of a testicle you would have got your "next girlfriend" hammered and pounded her mouth with your ding dong.
 
i did the same thing as you hung out with a girl...but i did start drinking at like 12:15 on saturday does that count??
 
i couldnt start drinkin till like 3 o clock because of god damn classes. on the bus back to my apartment there were so many people wasted already walking around.
 
i ended up having to drive most of the night, so when I stopped for dinner, i only had 1 beer. Fortunately, i have an awesome girlfriend, so at 10am the next morning we go wasted for a late celebration of St. Patty's day
 
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