I Declare : THIS WEEKEND WILL BE OFF THE HIZZLE

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LANEKARCH

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This upcoming weekend, Jan 31st and FEb 1st, shall be off the hizzle, ya-ll. Saturday, jan 31st, a slopestyle comp will be taking place at Crystal Mountain, Michigan. I could tell u that the course will be somewhere along the lines of a well set up 22 flat footer, into a gnarly c rail or a trap rail with a table next to it, into the choice of a descent table or hitting the rainbow rail. Sunday, the events move down south to Bittersweet, where ever the fuck that is. The only thing that need be said about this big air, is that mike hornbeck is going to win it. Anyone going to these? POST IT UP DUESCH BAG. ALSO, IF I GET ENOUGH SUPPORT, I MIGHT GO SLASH HORNBECKS TIRES SO HE CAN'T SHOW UP THAT DAY, SO WE ALL MIGHT HAVE SOMEWHAT OF A CHANCE TO PLACE, SINCE HORNBECK IS SO GOOD, THAT HE WILL GET 1ST, 2ND, AND 3RD, ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

Reba dip a ladle for a taste of her creation, and she knew that what she made would be the finest in the nation.

That Muchacho is crazy.
 
i'll be there sunday and my friends switch misty 9 and unnatral rodeo7 say that they are going to give mike a run for his money. hahaha. it should be fun. see you all there.

 
bittersweet is gonna be so fun. the competition is gonna be crazy. a cork 7 will not win this one, i gauruntee it.

 
haha, Tyler Barnes does suck. he'll be hitting the jump switch this weekend though, no more cork 7's in big airs for me... i mean him.

 
yeah lane and tyler both have some new steeze to throw trust me i witnessed them both so yeah... if crystal has something i will hit that up! i just love being called lake weldo it makes me feel cool...

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chill
 
NOTE : NO CRYSTALCOMP, REPEAT, NO CRYSTAL COMP. Blame Paul Prins of Midwestskier.com, go onto midwestskier.com to get his email address, which is probably PrinsFaggot@itakecockuptheass.com or soemthing, he put up that crystal has a slopestyle comp on his website, it turns out tehre isn't one, so throw your stones of hate and anger @ faggotboy, Paul Prins

PS> Go to bittersweet though, THAT one is going, no matter waht Paul Prins has to say

Reba dip a ladle for a taste of her creation, and she knew that what she made would be the finest in the nation.

That Muchacho is crazy.
 
first of all, YOU ARE ALL LUCKY THAT THE MYSLEF AND MICHIGAN MALITIA CANNOT MAKE THE TRIP dow, or thered be hell to pay......HELL TO PAY

yeah hillbilly, represent your roots, i tuahg hornbeck everything he knows, just ask him....

skiing sucks
 
tyler just b/c my parents dont love ma anymore is no reason to make fun. By the way, im sure going to have BLAST at MSO4, arent you tyler? OH WAIT, you cant go MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

skiing sucks
 
actually, the state of colorado has just issued an edict stating that Tyler Barnes will not be allowed across the border... something to do with cork 7s, i guess.

 
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