I declare jihad on colorado

they worship many false idols... flatness, moguls, no pow, family SUVs.... not picking up drunk hitchers...
 
Does that mean that I can't ski with my G10mx anymore?

Right, so, Colorado. Everyone I know whose been says it sucks a lot of dick.
 
but they have heated sidewalks connecting gucci, D&G, and Prada stores so you dont have to get wet during your apres.

oh and if anyone can find the mountains down there please let me know, we drove from denver to aspen and all i could see were foothills
 
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