i dare you to defend sarah burke

alpinecowboy84

alpinecowboy84

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sarah burke is not good. her footage in focused blows, i'm tired of seeing her antistyle. she is digressing the sport of skiing. sure shes cute, but she needs to take some lessons from leskinen who is straight up trouncing her ass. i dare you to defend her shitty skiing.

the white n word
 
No, I think I'd rather ad hominem your ass. Please note that this is the same guy who said Pep Fujas couldnt ski for shit outside the park. and I quote:

'i agree pep is a sick skier. but big mountain monkey style is not cool. when i see him rippin a 50 mile an hour pow turn draggin his hip a stopping a 40 straight air on steep terrain then i'll say he's a sick big mountain skier. just because he does tricks on big mountains does not mean he's progressing the sport, now if he starts liking the tricks that he does in between with skiing style (that isn't fucking goofy looking) then hes progressing. monkey style has its place - in the fucking park.'

Maybe you should stop hating on the pros, amateur.

 
The only posters I've ever seen of Sarah Burke feature her skiing, as opposed to posing in a half-top. 'Nuff said.

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yeah man, I'm drunk so this might be a bit harsh but fuck you guy! I'd be amazed if she couldn't completely take you to school and on top of that she's got a sweet rack and seems super chilling! Pick someone else to rag on or feel my wrath!

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did you guys see the pic of sarah on expn...with the towel...its fine.

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

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kristi who?

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Kristi Leskinen..nevermind...imma dumbass

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the only reason kristi is better is because her sponsors pay big bucks for her sick segments. sarah will take kristi to school any day of the week. kristi had a good segment in what? happy dayz and session 1242? her segment in happy dayz cost 10g, and her segment in session 1242 needs to be sick cuase it's the oakley video, and it's just like an unwritten rule. don't get me wrong, kristi fucking rips for being a chick, but she's got nothing on sarah, just go look at all the comp results then come tell me what you think. now leave before i e-bitch slap your ass

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exactly what madd trixx up there said. kristi gets longer segments because her sponsors pay for it, but somehow sarah is the one always beating her in competitions. hmmm. not to take anything away from kristi for throwing cork 7's and destroying that aspen rainbow, but sarah is an amazing skier.

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^ madd trix

sure her segments cost more...but poorboyz uses the best clips of both sarah and kristy...so no matter what the COST is...the best footage goes in

im not saying ones better then the other...i know kids that are insane skiers, but when you take a camera out they self-destruct

just saying, Johnny and PBP use the best footage they have, budget or no budget

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The reason why you never5 see any good sarah footage is because she's busy owning everyone in the contests.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Screw them, let them cry in the dark.
 
yeah dude she is sick, i always thought she was better than leskinen

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All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

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i think sarah is better in the pipe and long rails, but kristi is better at a few other things

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as kristi spun a 1080 yet in competition?

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i think that kristi has better segments but sarah is better in contests.. I dont know how some ididot can come out and say sarah sucks though, shes in the top 2 for woman.. They definately can't compete with the guys but so what

 
sarah owns! nuff said

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Eh...she's not digressing the sport at all, to be sure. If anything, she's giving other girls more inspiration to get out there and improve. Whether or not she's improving her own skiing...I'll stay out of that one.

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Ok well we'll post pics of sarah burke and then you post your pics and we'll see who rips more.

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doesnt it really come down the fact that shes out there pushing our sport further.... who cares if you think she's not that great... what matters is shes out there doing it, not bitching about it on a forum....

Its the wild cry of the bong...
 
I don't care who has better segments or who wins more comps, both kristi and sarah are great skiers. I do think kristi has a cleaner, better looking style. Sarah seems more timid and kristi more aggressive.

 
mmmm what a body

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

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sarah and kristi are progressive as it gets. they came into a male dominated sport and made a name for themselves and started it up on the ladies' side. i think kristi's better, but they both rip and could own me any day.

 
how is sarah more timid? she got onto the scene a couple years ago while trying to throw 1080s...she became able to cleanly land them, and look at her now...

kristy got discovered by moseley while sliding rails. id say kristy was, and still is, the more timid of the two. but dont get me wrong. she still kills it.

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^same here man...

Unless you can go out and beat either Sarah or Kristi in a competition, you can't say that they aren't good. As far as the progression of the sport, she's getting more chicks out there and she's leading like a whole new newschool revolution like that...

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Alpinecowboy your a fag sarah is so fucking hot kick ass skier and she is joined the NSC so eat shit and die you fucking fag I guarentee she will show u up anyday

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.
 
they are both good skiers, they can both do all the tricks and stuff, but honestly neither one of them has good style. and i'm not saying i'm better, but seriously, for pro skiers, their style is weak. every kid that posts a video here of themself sliding a rail with straight-up boner style gets ragged on relentlessly, and they are amateurs... so i don't know why its ok for sarah to slide rails with straight-up boner style in her vid segments. she's a pro. expect more.

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i don't think their style's that bad at all

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Sarah burke is definetley one of the most progessive female skiiers out there.

Piss on tits, piss on piss, and piss on this. PEACE OUT
 
shut the fuck up she rips harder then you

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i never said that she didnt.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
Yeah, I like Sarah more than Kristi from what I know. Kristi just seems to have more of a whiney attitude from what I've seen, and when I see her skiing here, I never see her do anything impressive at all.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
watch sarah's segment in exact science and you'll see that she kicks kristi's ass

Freeskiing is a lifestyle, and true skiers are the ones who live this lifestyle, not the ones who follow it.
 
sarah burke kicks kristi leskinins ass , alpinecowboy your a fucking moron

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bitches, all of ya

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bitches, all of ya

It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
 
i like her pic in freskiier...

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