I cant stop shaking

[sniper_6]

my pathetic emo story:

friday night we have a dance and i was making out with this girl much of the time. the next day i have a sore throat, didnt think too much of it since i didnt get much sleep that night. sunday i wake up and i ached like no other. as the day went on i got sicker and sicker. by 3 oclock i have a fever of 103 and i go to bed. i slept until like 11 and i had to get up and do my fucking ap physics cause my teacher doesnt care how sick you are, if the work isnt in on time, no credit. (my friend was in the hospital for a weekend and he didnt make an exception). so i go home after physics and slept all day now i am trying to study for my big physics test tomorrow but i feel like shit and i cant stop shaking. i have slept 20 of the last 30 hours and i thin that girl at the dance gave me strep. the end

 

[Bloom.]

cool story man

 

[timmi]

tell the teacher to fuck off and relaxe. you can do it another time. your sick.

 

[GotamaBCshredder]

good story. Its against the law for you to not get time to finish your work tho.

 

[danedegruyter]

fight her and get her pregnant

 

[ThaLetterM.]

dude i just got the exact same thing. i was sick for 6 straight days and im never sick. youre screwed

 

[sniper_6]

good

 

[Lax_Bro40]

choke a bitch

 

[fizzlefry]

mono?

 

[[~_~]]

throw a sloth at your teacher for not letting you do your work later, and throw a sloth at that stupid girl for giving you bochalism.

 

[Christian_Schum]

bust a cap in her ass

 

[milkdud951]

make out w/ ur teacher (to give him the strep, not out of homo-eroticity (sp?)), and then force him to grade the tests while beating him with a machete

 

[JockinJLoads]

you wouldnt come down with mono syptoms that quickly, if it is mono its not from her

 

[Arabian.]

Or, he got really sick from something else, say food? or perhaps some bad water?

 

[Schoening]

i would go off on the teacher if i was you. let him know how big of a flaming douschbag he is

 

[AMcCraw]

tell the teacha to go fuckin go fuck his boyfriend

 

[spere]

salp that bitch in the face with your dick

 

[whattheshit]

cool story hansel

 

[Elijah.]

whip out the cock and proceed to cock slap both of their asses

 

[fappy]

you are obsessed with sloths.

 

[BurkeSter]

walk up to the chick you made out with be like hey... how you doing then punch her in the throat and walk away

 

[DanyeW420]

hopefully you dont contract mouth herpes

put some of dat in your ass

 

[Petey.]

well, if u want my professional advice, your teachers a whore

 

[Leckett]

sounds like you have mono man, no joke. you need to go to the doc ASAP

 

[QuazBotch]

Mono sucks! Ask me, really, I'd know.

The lesson here is don't dance. Because dancing leads to kissing and kissing leads to mono/strep/the dark side.

Throw another sloth at that teacher for me. Just for fun.

 

[skiierman]

Damn dude that sucks, it sounds like genital herpes of the throat. Good luck with that shit.

 

[t-rent]

that sucks like soooo god damn much man

 

[DYFI]

Find the girl. Smack her.

 

[rossiscratch04]

doesnt sound like strep, i think its mono

 

[anti_bunk]

lick your paper a bunch and sneeze on it and shit. make it full of disease and hand it in.

 

[Am.Aaron]

throw up on the floor/test paper and as soon as you hand it in, leave. but make up a note saying something like, I, Mr.Asshole, confirm that I have recieved Mr.Strepthroat's test paper on March 18 2006 or something like that. then he has to mark it and can't deny you handed it in. you win.

 

[Tulley.]

hahaha ya dude, i got mad sick the other day. i had a fever and was puking, but im good now

 

[D-40]

you couldnt get it overnight

 

[AKFREERIDE]

fuck the bitch, knock 'er and drop 'er.

 

[skier_boy26]

sounds like a nice virus (or strep). you still have it in your system so make sure you find away to infect that bitch of a teacher

 

[Bees_Knees]

thats what i was thinking. The kissing disease

 

[kabozo101]

yeah that would suck if u had mono

 

[thedutchmayn]

you took spin's icon i believe.

but yeah cock slap their asses. that teacher is a major dick for not making an exception.

 

[KRASHED]

everyone has AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS ,AIIIIIDDSSSS

 

[wdbo.]

sounds like mono too me

fuck yur teacher with any luck she'll stab herself in the back 5 times and throw herself into the hudson

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

im saying you hava mono. cuz when you do you sleep alot

 

[KRASHED]

if thats the case seek medical help!

 

[strato144]

mono sucks...i had it a couple years ago..makes you worthless all you want to do is sleep