I cant sleep!!!

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Skierguy1234

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ok, so i cant fall asleep...

it is almost 11:30, and i have to wake up at like 6.

happens every single night...

anybody got some bright ideas, or tricks they use to fall asleep fast?

(besides heavy dosages of drugs)

thank you.
 
Whack off, and yeah counting works really nicely. And maybe going to bed and not being on NS.
 
drink a whole bottle of nyquil and then try to jack off before you fall asleep

the best part is you always win
 
Rub one out, then lay in bed and start reading a book. You will go out like a light, trust me. I dont know what it is, but that combo will put anyone to sleep, garunteed.
 
try it, you read because its boring so it puts you to sleep. don't read a good book read a book that you can't even understand. your brain will shut down.

 
as they say in 40 year old virgin, "take 3 tylenol PMs and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. the best part is, you always win."
 
it is 2:30 and I have to get up at 7, just finished a huge english paper. don't worry about 11:30 thats childs play
 
Yah don't drink cold medicine. You'll get a good good sleep, but you won't be able to wake up at 6...that's for damn sure.
 
watch angels in the out field thats what i used to do, o and if ur in catholic school read ur religion book it works like a charm
 
then you are going to go really far in life. there will be things that you have to do that you aren't going to like, but thats life, so deal with it. reading those books helps you to think critically about your society. you don't think animal farm is just about farm animals do you?
 
take a skiing mag and read it front to back then back to front or until you find it hard to keep your eyes open without them burning and ull be out like a light.
 
always works for me: turn on some chill calm music that you know really well down low, turn the lights off, and just take a few really deep breathes and then count your breathes up to ten then restart
 
HAHAH i lol'd. but i suggest this:

1. strech, it will make you sleep better, trust me, and it helps with your grabs!

2. read, and nobody hate on reading!

3. listen to some music

4. write, eventually it will make you tired.
 
if you had a nice vocabulary you wouldnt call everything "gay" that you didnt like. i doo it too but i dont have shit for a vocabualry or spellin for that matter
 
bro, just because you have a nice vocabulary doesnt mean you have to show it off...

Does Luke use the force to fetch a beer from the fridge? i think not mother fucker...i think not.

hahaha
 
the last time i smoked a lot and tried to go to bed still blazed i slept walked and turned up in a completely different room with sun chips and a wool blanket
 
why not show it off? dude if i had the force i would use it grab a 30 from the packy while sitting down chillen
 
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