I can't make any casey anthony jokes

I just drove by the Home Depot. There was a big

banner saying that they were having a Casey Anthony Sale. They have drop-dead

prices on duct tape, black garbage bags and chloroform.
 
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plus, i hardly come on this site anymore. It was a good..a long long time ago.

SORRY I CAN'T BE UP TO THE NS STANDARDS THESE DAYS.

 
Well i believe its an alright time (im not one to joke about a kid dying). You dont want to be too soon and look like a super dick. now he just looks like a dick

 
casey anthony doesn't have shit on andrea yates though, she drowned 5 of her kids one by one. side note, her favorite movies are "the waterboy(s)" and "into the blue"
 
pretty much, we've had like 10 totally blown out of proportion stories since then, at least. trayvon martin, bath salts, probably like 20 other missing white kids.
 
fun fact, she told her kids they had gills and could breathe underwater. i bet those kids are kicking themselves for believing it...
 
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