I can't have a night of hot sex because of my brother

the_hawk_of_europe

the_hawk_of_europe

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Fuck. this sucks:

My parents wanted to go on a holiday trip with my little brother for a week...and friend of mine wanted to come over this night, because we were so horny and talked about having sex just for fun. But now my brother became ill, and they have to stay at home. This sucks so bad...I was so lucky, and now this.

 
you know you would have just lasted a couple minutes before disappointing her, so you should be thanking your family for sparing you the embarassment

-Strode

 
^hahaha, and ^^BURNN

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
yeah he didnt say anything about a girl

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Since hes your little brother just send him to the neighbors. And if he doesn't want to, boot him out.

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"I wish I could speak Italish"
 
smallest penis recording is 2cm erect. are you that man?

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
holy 2 cm erect, that would just be a cause for suicide.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
are you kidding? that would be so rad, you could probably fuck your cat and it wouldn't even try to scratch you

 
yeah and get this some guys get surgery to get there wangs as long as 3 inches. so its bigger than it was. WAHHHHH wahhhhhhhhh WAHHHHHHHH

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
the 2cm erect penis is the guy who goes by the name of bons

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
hahah word

oh shit man, i live for the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, that shit is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-frp1080

fo sho, dat shit is rollin on dem busta's and fuckin up the computa's-bermbuster49

talking about how dope the blue screen of death is

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent

-Ross

 
hahahahahaha...wtf? thats nasttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyy yo....hahahahaa

S-STATUS-Reprsent

NUFF SAID

 
maybe he wants to punch you because he doesn't want you to get her hopes up that shes gonna have a wonderful hot night of sex, only for her to realize your penis is 2cm when erect, and that you have a big furry vagina right behind your balls.

because I like poop.
 
is that seriously true? yeah, suicide wouldn't ever be too far from my thoughts..

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
hm for some reason when I first saw this thread I assumed it was your older, bigger (wink wink) brother.

because I like poop.
 
someones desperate.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Coolidge St. Mtn - Elevation.... 5 feet.

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
probably cuz you relate.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Coolidge St. Mtn - Elevation.... 5 feet.

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
yeah i read it somewhere, and longest is 13 inches or 12.5 cant remember. then for vaginal canal smallest is a couple centimeters.

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
come up to eagle river alaska and get sum

05/06 goals

get cork 5s down

cork 7s

5&7 leading tru tail

5&7 muted down

backflip

3 leading tru tail over 80 foot kicker

switch 5s

switch 7s

 
^yeah i bet this dude is just dynamite in the sack, better buy your plane ticket now!!

50767stair.GIF


-Strode

 
DAMN STARIT BITCHES

05/06 goals

get cork 5s down

cork 7s

5&7 leading tru tail

5&7 muted down

backflip

3 leading tru tail over 80 foot kicker

switch 5s

switch 7s

 
so you've tried.....?

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rrrggghhh!! It's an Online_Alien attack!!

GET YOUR SPORKS READY!! -shasta

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip who will?

your post about bread was probably the best post i have ever seen on this site. and i am not being sarcastic...

-mike

yay!
 
wow on this web site that shouldent be to hard there nothing more atractive to me than a chick that ski's

aww i need a cool signature so i can be cool so ever one will like me if i had a cool signature then if i like saw some chicks from ns they would be like hey theres the kidd with the cool signature let give him a blow job and it would be like the hotest chick on ns hey this is kinda starting to look like a signature dang well i geuss i have a cool signature makeing this signature usless becacase u have a cool signature but if i delete in then i wont so i would need it think about that one almost filled now
 
13 in is the longest dick...i would think it would be bigger

Golden Wheelchair Honorable Mention- August 1, 2004
Are Dumont and Wilson enemies like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter?- K2ripper
 
apparently not

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
^damn. and the longest weiner was on a man named Dirk Diggler by the way or "Markie Mark" or Mark Wahlburg, for those of you who haven't seen Boogie Nights.

because I like poop.
 
bitch you ain't got shit on me. 497 posts? nice try. you are not NS official bitch, you're just a bitch.

formerly known as linechick1260
 
just go some where else. worst excuse ever dude.

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
Simple solution: In your car.

If you don't have a car, you're not old enough to have sex.

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- Ian

~~ Phunkin Phatt Phreerider ~~

"Dude, they're totally into you, they just don't know it yet..." - PhattTim

"i went into last night with a 30 pack of coors light and came out with a golf club, 2 1/2 lawn darts and a friend that fell out of a car going 35mph." - asac
 
don't take your shit out on me because no one wants to have sex with you...I suggest slutting it up a notch and possibly wearing a gurdle or a few pounds of make up

official NS bitch
 
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