I CANT FEEL MY FACE

[el_mn_op]

I JUST GOT A ROOT CANAL AND THEY GAVE ME TONS OF NUMBING STUFF CAUSE IT DOESNT WORK ON ME VERY WELL AND TON TON TONS OF GAS STUFF SO I COULDNT FEEL SHIT AND THEY PUT A GREEN THING ON MY FACE AND I JUST IMAGINED IT WAS A GRASSY GREEN PASTURE ON MY FACE AND THERE WERE COWS AND PIGS AND HORSES AND CHICKENS AND A DONKEY AND THEY WERE HANGINGO UT IN THE PASTURE AND EVERY TIME A DRILL OR SOMETHING THAT MADE A SCARY NOISE CAOME ON I JUST PRETENEDED IT WAS A TORNADO OR THUNDER STORM OR LIGHTNING AND THE ANIMALS WOULD ALL RUN IN THE BARN FOR SAFETY AND IT WORKED CAUSE NONE OF THEM DIED AND AND I DIDNT FEEL ANYTHING!

 

[Petersaurusrex]

first

 

[JStrathern]

Not sure how to approach this but you got a slight chuckle out of me

 

[potato_man]

 

[Raz.]

wut

 

[GayWolf420]

Oh snap.

 

[B-runge]

Hippie Crack?

 

[Abc567def]

I sat on a fork and i felt it. twas quite the pain in the ass

 

[cum]

el oh el

 

[PopsicleStand]

 

[ORDEAL]

Beat thread I have ever seen

 

[Peter.]

incredible

 

[blong131]

ARE YOU TANNER ON CRACK

 

[bo0b]

I puNched myself in the face to see if I would fee it, I didn't, but the next day I had a bruise

 

[NBCskier]

o the joy of painkillers. you high.

 

[charmander]

I LOVE HOW GIRLS ACT 8000000000000 TIMES MORE FUCKED UP THAN THEY ARE. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

 

[I.B]

cool.

story.

bro.

 

[Gstrong]

DID YOU SMOKE LACED WEED?

 

[Z-Juice]

AWWWWW SHIIIIIITT

 

[colleenator]

ahahhaha that totally just made my day

 

[annex_]

LOL ok tanner hall

 

[TechnoPotamus]

simply flawless victory.

 

[CluckaChuck]

Looks like somebody needs to take a trip to the funny farm.

 

[PJS.]

could you have titled this thread MY FACE IS BROKEN so i could reply with HIS FACE IS BROKEN

 

[cab509]

psh, this will pass. Try getting your jaw broken and possibly not ever having the nerve endings in your lower jaw heal. Luckily they did so I can feel things again but for a good half a year I couldn't really feel anything in my lower jaw.

 

[sector_6_films]

so true mang, every party i ever benen too one drink and they act like they had 10 haahah

 

[jibbpeter]

 

[WorthDaMoney]

TEHEHEHE

 

[californiagrown]

its funny cause we just had some super good coke the other weekend, and this is what 3 out of 5 people said after their first line.

 

[SkiThe603]

Sounds like a good time

 

[geteducated]

hey bro, good for you.

www.livejournal.com

 

[soulskier]

aaaawwweee

 

[DERS.]

cocaine is a helluva drug

 

[erica]

bump

"my teeth were sheep I had to tell someone"

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

bump

"my teeth were sheep I had to tell someone"

Not funny, she died after they botched the procedure...

sidenote, some quality members in this thread I haven't seen in at least a year.

 

[skiersupreme]

threads until a follow up post from op

 

[yungsteeze]

Smh t hall thought he could go undercover on ns

 

[SFB]

wow thats funny and interesting.

 

[Brule.]

cocaine is a helluva drug

RICK JAMES

 

[gengar.]

i had a root canal and the gas does not at all make you loopy

you are either a wimp or lying

 

[erica]

i had a root canal and the gas does not at all make you loopy

you are either a wimp or lying

As her best friend for over 10 years I can vouch for her, the regular stuff doesn't work on her and sets in after they do the stuff so they have to use different meds that work faster

 

[iH8pow]

Last time I got all fuckered up at the dentist, I went home and took a needle and just stuck it through my cheeks repeatedly...cause I could.

 

[304NordMan]

Had a dream once in which laughy gas was a legal thing and there was a public can on the side of the street. It was a super space age town too. It ended when I lucidly decided to leap off the top of like a 100 story building.

 

[theabortionator]

Next time do a smaller rail.

 

[cool_name]

its funny cause we just had some super good coke the other weekend, and this is what 3 out of 5 people said after their first line.

They said they just got a root canal?