i cannot believe this happened

waterville_NH

waterville_NH

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so i have five friends that WERE in a band called revenge of the satan...until yesterday

one of the member's parents found their website which was all about satanic worshipping and raping the poor and killing the retarded and satanic sex

my friends dad called all the members, but one of my buddie's mom tweaked out, she thought he was serious...she proceeded to ask him if he 'has satanic sex' and she took away his freeze mag belt because it was black, and he cant wear black jackets anymore

when he said it was a joke she responded with 'then why do i see the devil in your eyes'

i thought this was the most rediculous thing i have ever heard...imagine if your mom asked you if you 'have satanic sex' i would start laughing at her

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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
GODAMN SHE IS FUCKIN' UP!!!!

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
who the fuck knows

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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
and its hilarious.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
satanic sex is with kittens

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
or with jim carry

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
i guess the kid that's dad called all the parents was reading him the journal entries...which were some of the most offensive things i have ever seen...this is what happened:

'oh, heres one you wrote'

'what is the shape of the earth: flat, fucker

leave something worthy of satan: listen up, for all those fuckers who wernt at flava fest, it was the best satan worshiping/jesus hating event thats ever gone down

HEIL SATAN'

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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: MOTION (LARRY HODGEDON) IM ME FOR MORE INFO

You are a total asshole. Tripping a pregnant girl is not okay.

-eastcoastpride
 
'or jim carey puttin it in kittens' asses, while the puppies lick his balls'

-satan

he told me this, and you know he doesnt lie

on the other hand it might have been lateralis

but theyre the same thing anyway

'You got like, two feet of air that time!'
 
haha, then why do i see satan in your eyes?

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
yeah... christians are smart

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
what i really want to know is, why teh hell did your friends do this in the first place? and how did their parents manage to find it. to me, they deserve this wack shit.

-chris
 
hahahahahahahaha.....that was fresh-96+*

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'You're from Ontario, and you're an idiot, meaning that your opinion can pretty much automatically be dismissed worthless. Yes, I can back that up, I used to live there. Moving to BC really opened up my eyes to what skiing is really about. HINT: Skiing isn't about tiny verticals, shit talking, and private clubs galore. Get the fuck out of Glen Eden and Craigleith or Caledon, and get real.'-what jib this thinks of me
 
ahaha i fuckin hate gothics and shit

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

LOGIC HEADWEAR
 
i wanna know the website

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
they're not goths, they just did it for show, the site was taken down but ill try and recover it

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WWW.SSKPRODUCTIONS.CJB.NET GO THERE

WWW.FLAT-EARTH.ORG

THE EARTH IS FLAT FUCKERS

 
parents just want whats best for their kids, and moms sometimes can be overprotective. I remember when my parents thought i was on drugs when i wasnt. it was really funny because when i denied it, they wouldnt belive me, but i couldnt be like 'yes im on drugs' because i wasnt. The best part was when my dad came to me and said 'its ok if you do drugs, just dont let your school suffer' classic moment. crazzy parents.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
 
You and yor friends have a fucked up definition of joke!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
ya thats a funny joke let me tell you...you guys are idiots and you don't even know it...

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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!

*NS Skateboarders Cult*
 
Hahahah that's great. If my parents were super religious I'd definitely pretend to worship satan just to piss them off.

also, site Please...

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Are we clear or do we have to take this e-outside?

--Crystal-needs-a-park
 
The band wasnt gothic. It was a joke hardcore band. If you're looking for pictures from their one and only show, go here

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SSK
 
hahahhha. how can they like 'killing retards' (i think thats what was on teh site or something) and support the livestrong program? helping people with cancer should be kinda on the same level as helping metally challenged people.

(zach)

free xbox?or an iPod?
 
thats the point, IT WAS A JOKE THAT THEIR PARENTS TOOK SERIOUSLY

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WWW.SSKPRODUCTIONS.CJB.NET GO THERE

WWW.FLAT-EARTH.ORG

THE EARTH IS FLAT FUCKERS

 
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WWW.SSKPRODUCTIONS.CJB.NET GO THERE

WWW.FLAT-EARTH.ORG

THE EARTH IS FLAT FUCKERS

 
i would not be able to be serious with my mom anymore....thats fucking ridiculous.

'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

 
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