i broke my pole on my testicles yesterday

Lateralis

Lateralis

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i went up a mound of snow and did like a tweaked tail slide going up and then popped off my tails and it threw me off balance and my pole dug in in front of me and it slammed into my groin area,i sprawled on the ground holding my jubblees and i went to get up and the pole was in half,terrible

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
i racked really hard on a cainbow once i slid half of it on my nuts then i was skiin away bent over in pain and my pole planted and nailed em, i nearly passed out from the pain

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Alex

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haha, i usually bust my nuts doing that, not bust a pole, do you have implants or something

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picture this,an orange gettin squished by a 20lb sledgehammer,if i would have been goin faster and a more direct hit,thats what would of happened but probably without all the juices cuz they woulda been contained in the sac

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
my friend split his sack with his skateboard when he tryed to ollie over some stairs

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
ahhhhhhhhhhh,anything that has to with your heavy duty tools is horrifying,it hurts to see and hear shit like that

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
a few weeks ago i got forward on one of my airs in the pipe and started rolling down the windows and somehow my pople managed to get inbetween my leg and it planted in the snow. a very painful experience

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That's cool man, props!

take some pictures for k2skeepimp, he gets off to crushed testacles...

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ya but jubblees sound better for testicles so i use it like that

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
this is where you and me differ, i worry more about my testicles then my pole.

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i have had blacksack from pogoing a skateboars a few times, but that sounds shitty

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'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
I fell off a c rail really weird and slammed my griffon heel piece into my balls, hurt for the rest of the day.
 
haha check the date of the original post. way to use the searchbar though! will help you not get bitched out by goofballs on here
 
haha yeah i dont think lateralis comes on much anymore. but bumping oldish threads is usually seen as better than making a new thread that has been made many times before, but sometimes people get pissed when people bunch of a LOT of really old threads from like 01 or 02. but this one is just funny
 
he posted for a few weeks a little bit ago, guess he dipped out again though... Haven't seen him in a minute. He still lurks for sure tho.
 
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