i broke my collarbone

joey_fauth

joey_fauth

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it sucks

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nothing a little ducktape can't fix.

don't worry, i'm on crutches right now.....

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you cant say just that you broke it. you gotta tell us how you did it. haha, since you didnt tell us you probably did it doing something really stupid. but we wanna hear any way.

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Just chill and have an ice cold...
 
ok, so the other night, at bmx. (i race bmx) i was jumping this double that i always jump really easily, then the wind picked up, and my front end went down, and i landed on my head, and now i have to wear this like back brace thing. it sucks, i broke it in 3 places.

'we want a band to play as loud and hard every night and doesnt care how many people are counted at the door...' - Against Me!

 
that sucks man. thanks for the story though, now we wont make fun of you.

-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
 
fuck dude I broke mine last year. it fucking sucks, because you can't do anything. it hurts to breath. all I did was take like 20 viccoden a day and pass out for like the first week.

Have you ever been hit by a Uhaul?
 
i have broke mine too its like the easiest bone to broke owell i got mad pain killers cause i told them it hurt hella bad hah

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i broke mine this spring playing softball some bitch knocked me over on the other team. it sucks cause you cant do anything. i hope it heels fast.

Nicole

 
i broke mine, and it hurt to do anything i mean even walking hurt

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yea i broke mine to, the figure 8 is a good sympathy sling for picking up chicks, be a gimp with game dude, chicks dig scars

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dude i broke mine in high school playing soccer and all my friends gave me shit for the back harness and called it my bra

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i have a sore throat.

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i sprained a few toes a couple days ago because i walked into the bottom of the stairs. that does suck dude; at least you like Against Me!

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last year I broke my wrist, and two weeks after that, i broke my thumb, then like 5 days laster I went skiing after I had taken some of those crazy painkillers, and compressed my T12 on the channel gap. Last year sucked.

 
i sprained my back, running into a wall.. that kind of sucked, but the only thing i've ever broken are fingers and toes.. knock on wood.

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actually, brakin the collarbone was suprisingly very unpainful. i mean sure it hurts, but not near as bad as other broken bones. it was broke in 2 spots, one being seperated by 3 inches and the other one compressed. the doc set it buy putting his knee in my back and pullin back on my shoulders, that weas the only hurtey part of it

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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
yes^^^^^^ that is also very hurtey

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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
when i broke mine i didnt know what happened and i rotated my arm around to see if i dislocated it and i heard a crunch nose thats when it started to hurt.

Nicole

 
ive broken mine a lot, u should be good in a couple of weeks, just dont be dumb

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