I broke it again

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skiflake

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I broke my collar bone again. Gayness. But at least the mountains gona cover the doctor bills because I was on the clock.

PH represent
 
That sucks atleast u dont have to pay for it:)

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

 
i almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
are you park staff or something? because at my hill, if you hit any terrain fetures while in uniform or while clocked in, they can fire you, unless you're park staff.

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!~pain is weakness leaving the body~

Newschoolers.com, often imitated, never duplicated.- GhostDragon
 
hey lateralis thers a way to prevent penis breakage theyre called cock push ups they streagthen your cock for unfurtunnet things like that

Your dads a mother F@ucker

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

 
cock pushups do nothing. the cock isnt a muscle. you have to milk it to make it stronger and bigger

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
i was laughing after, but if it would of snapped it i wouldnt of been laughing

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
20 now ass face, now stop saying that shit

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
19 haha. yo skiflake if your home computer IP is banned wher the hell do u keep signing on from?

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The above comment is the opinions and veiws of I, Craige Diaz, and I hereby accept no responsibility for them.

NewSchoolSnow Productions|www.nssnow.tk
 
my brother told me that this guys cousin was kicked in the cock while he was hard and it snapped.

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
 
i dont know how many of you have ever heard love line with adam corolla and dr drew but they were talkin about cracking your cock last night. theres a ligament in it and if you crack it you cant get hard and if you do you have a chance that you never will again.

 
^those guys are the greatest Im thinking about calling them making up some type of story

Hey everyone I have a Downhill bike for sale a Intense M1 it has XT and Race face componets plus brand new Monster T this is a no joke bike and Im selling for cheap!!!!
 
they're pretty good at telling which stories are fake. but yea, yell out NS at the end.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
 
that would be kinda funny though, walk into the er 'hello? i need help, i think i broke my dick, i was cleaning it and it kinda bent, now it hurts'

O yes, you can ski backcountry is syracuse ny

'me and my girlfriend were going at it the other night and she was on top and we were bonin hard, and my dick slipped out between thrusts and went up her ass. she screamed and cried for 45 minutes, it sucked.' -skiflake

 
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