I broke all the rules and fucked up (again)

t-man152

t-man152

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ok for this story to make sense you have to know how I am. im very open minded im pretty much open to anything. 1 thing that I will never ever do is cheat on a girl, I just cant do that and I cant have sex with a girl that I know has a boyfriend. anyways that said heres the story/life lessons

in the building im in theres a really hot chick/women (shes 34) anyways I hung out with her a bunch of times and she seemed single so one day watching a movie turns into sex. which is fine since shes seriously hot. and after I guess like 15 minutes she says and I quote: "Ohhh Tim your so much better than my husband".

so at this point im like shes messing with me ive never seen her with a guy. and I say "you have a husband?????"

she explains to me that hes in jail he was pulled over for speeding and had a gun in the car.and hes coming out in 4 weeks. so I think the situation over here is a break down:

-im having sex with a neighbour (dont have sex with a person that lives or works with/near you

-im having sex with a married women (personal no no)

-her husband owns a gun and is coming out of 3-4 years of jail

and now shes telling me she was going to leave her husband anyways and we should be together and we should run away together (and shes serious about this)

yeah so todays lesson. dont do what I do
 
Dude you gotta get out of there. Her husband will eventually find out and you don't wanna be anywhere near there when it happens.
 
like I said I dont cheat with anyone and I told her that It cant happen again. now that I know that shes married im done.
 
Even so man, her husband will probably want to kill you with that gun of his when he finds out. It could be 3 weeks from now, it could be 6 months from now. Either way, you probably don't want to be around when he finds out.
 
i'd fuck the shit out of her (put it in her ass...older chicks are totally game) for the next couple weeks while also looking for a new place to live. Leave and dont tell her where u are going.
 
Dude, you are my idol. I have the upmost respect for you right now, as should everyone else. Sure your in a jam with the husband, but damn bro you scored big time.
 
just keep doing weirder and stranger things to her every night until she cant take it anymore. she will be so freaked out after a while she wont want to tell anyone about it.

this way you can have the dirteist sex of your life and no one will know.

you should also tape all of it and send a copy to her husband so he gets so pissed he kills someone in jail and dosent come out.
 
Ok first of all he would just kill dude who had the dirty fuckin. its like, hey ill give you a million bucks, to blow your head off!!!!
 
man... just match the guy, buy a gun, don't be afraid to use it, start pumping some weights, rob a bank cuz you will probably need some money along this adventure, or just ditch her and find someone that won't die when your 40
 
seems like you get in this mess a lot. in a few years you will be a pro at this sort of thing.

how can we tell if she is hot when he is sleeping with fat chicks.
 
alright, I knew this kid. He was living with a girl and her boyfriend was int he military. They weren't together didn't have sex just living together. THe boyfriend came home from the military went to her house saw him and killed him. Now one is dead the other is in jail and the girl is all fucked up
 
I'm sure they took the gun away and he will be on parole etc. Tell the chick that you should both take it for what it is, movie into sex not more, a mistake a fun mistake but end it and enjoy what you got. Tell her you have a relationship too, and you don't want to hurt yours. Move @ christmas, the holidays you won't see her for a month anyway so dissapear and laugh.
 
yes it is a personal no no and as soon as I found out she was married I told her that this was a one time mystake. I wasnt asking for advice im definitly not going to have sex with her again. its just a crazy fealing when you find out you slept with a married women.
 
man dude your fucked, you broke the rule and now your gonna get struck with lighting...the holy rule is half the oldest persons age + 7...so in this case its 34/2 +7= 24
 
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