I beat the shit out of myself

SSteezle

SSteezle

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So yesterday, im on my way down to the park and there's this little lip, i do the same trick i do off of it every time, a nose butter 360. when i'm swinging myself around my pole digs into the ground, my face comes around and hits dead on the top of my pole. I had braces on and all my braces stuck to my lip and all 4 of my bottom teeth got fucked up, they were all pushed way in. (i've had my braces on for like 3 years and was getting em off in a month). So now i pull the braces off of my lip and they come off my teeth. I feel my teeth and they're moving, the only thing that's holding em in there spot are the brackets on the other teeth. The orthodontist found a way to fix it. And my teeth are on their way back to normal but i get toothaches every minute. don't sleep a min. at night. and im in extreme pain constantly. sucks
 
that sux sooooo bad. i got a big chunk taken out of my two front teeth and i thought that sucked.
 
Didnt they give you some Tylenol 3 or something? Go out and get some novacane or equivalent at the drug store. I have some shit you rub on your teeth and they go numb (or anywhere else, hah) and it works fine for toothaches and shit.
 
take 3 tylenol 3s, thats like 90mg of codeine, beleive me, they wont bother you at ALL. I had an infected tooth and took 1 and i was asleep in 15 minutes.
 
i was catcher in baseball this summer. For my cousin who throws 60 and above. He through a 2 seam fastball i missed the ball it me right in the teeth. All of my 8 front teeth were out of place. I had to get plastic surgey on my lip and braces fixed. It hurt like hell.
 
1. oh shit

2. post a pic

3. thank god for your braces otherwise youd look really stupid

4. lastly thank god for orthodontist, they just saved your grill and prob the fact that you'll still get pussy now!!
 
sorry guys i dont' have any pics, right when i got home i went to the orthodontists, and when i came home it almost looked like new. just hurt like a bitch, and still does
 
ask the doc for some sweet hardcore painkilers. theyre tight and u can do crazy shit on them. i know from experience
 
i went off this jump at mount snow the other day and when i came down i was off axis and my pole went into the ground and then my face went into the pole
 
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