I ate 7 popsicles today.

[Brock.]

and a lot of other sugary stuff, im scared for my health

 

[iFlip]

Practice for pleasing your boyfriend?

 

[Njens.]

haha

 

[Brock.]

popsicles are far too cold for that.

 

[hoodratz47]

 

[icyburr]

amazing popcicals, also pics?

 

[PopsicleStand]

Im getting rich off this

 

[Bubba-Snax]

u ever hear of a winter joyride? grl sucks on ice cube untill tongue is numb and cold then gives bj. Its awsome! same sorta idea as a minty swirl.

 

[seward]

ever heard of the bagal rack?

stick your dick through a bagal and have her eat it off your weiner. extra point if the bagal has PB or creamcheese.

 

[warrilow86]

CONGRATS!!

 

[OldDirtyPete]

Have you ever tried to look thug while eating a popsicle? Try it. Impossible

 

[Nufity]

And I drank 27 cans of coke yesterday you dont see me making a thread about it.....wait......

 

[CAPITA-DEVOURS]

thats a fuck ton hahaha

 

[.Hugo.]

Just thinking abou thtat is making me teeth dissolve

 

[PopsicleStand]

Thats so fucking unhealthy I don't even know where to start.

 

[BROSEIDON]

to the coke guy thats fucking gross, i can barely drink one can of diet soda without thinking that my teeth are disolving

 

[.Hugo.]

I can't even drink pop anymore. Haven't had any pop for almost 2 years

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

Did you go to Hebrew school for first grade?

 

[.AR6rider.]

Ironic post is ironic.

 

[PJS.]

this thread is america

 

[Smuffy]

 

[Gameboy]

27 cans of coke = death

 

[wait.what]

Ever heard of a blue waffle with white sauce?

Google it...

 

[PopsicleStand]

just did some quick math and I actually changed my mind, this is complete and total bullshit.

-its 9 liters of coke. I dont believe you drank that much.

-40g sugar per can=1080g=2.4 pounds of sugar. You would be dead from refractory hypoglycemia.

-35mg caffeine per coke=950mg caffeine on the day. Not impossible but nearing overdose territory.

Im embarrassed I let this slide.

 

[blong131]

i lost.

 

[Bubba-Snax]

 

[Mr.Turtle]

or drinking out of a straw

 

[Hamster.]

I ate 8, fuck off bitch.

 

[Nufity]

i hate to burst your bubble doogie hosier but there isnt 40 grams of sugar in diet coke. theres two mistakes. 1 there is no sugar in diet coke just sodium so that would mean 40 grams of sodium. and two its not grams its milli grams. 1080 mg from 27 cokes and the recommended intake is 2300mg a say. next time read the labels better.

 

[Nufity]

i hate to burst your bubble doogie hosier but there isnt 40 grams of sugar in diet coke. theres two mistakes. 1 there is no sugar in diet coke just sodium so that would mean 40 grams of sodium. and two its not grams its milli grams. 1080 mg from 27 cokes and the recommended intake is 2300mg a say. next time read the labels better.

 

[PopsicleStand]

-Nice double post tiger

-Who the fuck is Doogie Hosier? No one.

-Who the fuck said diet coke? No one. -Who the fuck was talking about sodium? No one.

-What the fuck are you talking about there not being 40 GRAMS of sugar in coke...

 

[Nufity]

well played you are a worthy adversary 10/10

 

[LittleFoot]

that's nothing. try eating 8 in one day. now were talking

 

[LittleFoot]

that's nothing. try eating 8 in one day. now were talking

 

[PopsicleStand]

haha

 

[SassySloth]

Were they atleast Gluten Free

 

[TechnoPotamus]

my name is TechnoPotamus and I approve of this post

 

[1337]

OH MY GOD THESE THINGS WERE AMAZING

 

[PagesHouse]

HAHAHA
I often eat entire jars of pickles in a day and fear for my health due to excessive sodium intake.

 

[seward]

bagal wasnt on the tests.

 

[.AR6rider.]

I actually bought popsicles yesterday when I went grocery shopping because of this thread and they are delicious. Thanks, OP!

 

[DERS.]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE TO GET THE SPONGEBOB (and like every other cartoon character ever) POPS THAT THE ICECREAM MAN SELLS???!?!!?

EX....

 

[.Hugo.]

except the rootber ones. fucking gross

 

[.AR6rider.]

Ew who the fuck gets rootbeer popsicles? I bought some weird lime bars or something. They're awesome.

 

[.Hugo.]

idk, my mom always got the variety pack with a bunch of flavors and one was rootbeer. Banana and grape on the other hand...