I AM STEEZUSCHRIST

[.SteezusChrist.]

IF YOU ARE IN THE DOJO, I AM STEEZUSCHRIST

NONE OF YOU WANNABEE'S AKA EVAN ARE

YEAH, I TYPE IN ALL CAPS, CUZ I AM ALMOST AS COOL AS TANNER HAWL

 

[rudager]

Oh! now, I follow

Thank God I know whats happening now

 

[ButteredToast.]

Don't listen to this fool.

I'm .SteezusChrist.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

No, I'm Steezus.

 

[short_and_steezy]

ahahah no i am..

 

[rudager]

this reminds me of the "stay out of the basement" episode of goosebumps, at the end we're all the flowers are saying that theier the girls fathers

 

[titsLOL]

actually there was just one plant that was a fake father, so she had a 50/50 shot at making the right choice anyway. but yea that was a solid goosebumps.

 

[rj.]

im not steezus; im just jezus.

 

[Mezmerize19]

yeah, I think you killed it bro

 

[pussymoneyweed]

and im moses

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

I want to be the bill consby's

 

[no_steeze]

i'm winston churchill

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

WHAT, dude... what????

no like... WHAT?

 

[rudager]

yea, but then there was that twist, where just as everyone was walking back in, she heras the yellow flowers yelling and calling for her.

WHAT A TWIST!

 

[SirFryanator]

yaaaa

sure u r

 

[SKIDUBAIGUY]

If your all steezuschrist, im that dope guy they call GOD.

 

[[JP-of-SC]]

I am Spartacus!!

 

[frosted_flakes]

im chuck norris

 

[low_fidelity]

im Mike Miranda