I am not a Snail

John18_6

John18_6

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As of Saturday, October 24th 2015 I have declared the beginning of a new chapter in my skiing career. I came to my decision after comparing my experiences with the leader of eSnail and Boomie today.

From the beginning of today Boomie had treated me right, giving me a lake effect sticker which I made room for on my helmet by scraping off my "gas" sticker. After 20 minutes of scraping the Electric Snail himself eats the sticker which put all the work I had just done to waste.

While the snail was out riding on his mini skis, Boomie was putting in work and getting shots for an edit. The Snail did not even bring his camera. I look for reliability in a crew. In addition to not taking any video- including no snapchats- the snail almost kicked me in the face with his mini skis. Brutality like that will not be tolerated by someone such as myself.

Another factor that led to my decision to cut my already disintegrating ties with the snail was the recent news of KENDOZER signing with them. KENDOZER is a professional skier and I really do not feel that it would be fair to the Lake Effect Effect if both myself and KENDOZER were on the same crew. I believe in balance and equality.

With that said, I see a bright and fisheye-free future ahead with the Lake Effect. Look out for the Lake Effect edit coming out because it's the only one that will be coming out. The Snail doesn't even film, I only have one shot in all of his edits from last year. At least I had one and a half shots with the Lake Effect.

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Yours truly,

john18061806
 
I have 4 on-snow lake effect shots but only 1 shot from the snail. There is hard evidence towards who loves me more.
 
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In a desperate attempt to rekindle the relationship. The snail has added me as a friend. Consider us frenemies.
 
13534243:el_mn_op said:
John I like the bubble letters in your signature. They're a nice touch.
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Think about bubbles, they do not have anything inside of them. The bubbles are actually a symbolic representation of the snail. His shell is empty just like his heart.
 
13535409:john18061806 said:
Think about bubbles, they do not have anything inside of them. The bubbles are actually a symbolic representation of the snail. His shell is empty just like his heart.
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Plot twist!!! Esnail and boomie are actually working for the same guy who happens to be Donald Trump
 
The snail has been making great efforts to try and win me. He drove me to Ely and camp to ski while boomie stayed home. He has a very cool minivan with purple rimz. I'm right on the fence at the moment. Torn between esnail and layke efekt.
 
13550633:john18061806 said:
The snail has been making great efforts to try and win me. He drove me to Ely and camp to ski while boomie stayed home. He has a very cool minivan with purple rimz. I'm right on the fence at the moment. Torn between esnail and layke efekt.
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1) Make a new crew

2) destroy e snail and lake effect in crew wars

3) ???

4) profit

You can call it "1806 POONTANG SLAYERS"

I like that name it has a certain ring to it.
 
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