I am in extreme utterly unbearable testicular agony

babujib

babujib

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what is wrong with me, i went through football practice all day from like 8-3 then got these fucking wicked ball cramps, not only that but then i had to sprint with my balls wacking up against my thigh, i was on the verge of tears but no one could tell because i was sweaty, what is wrong with me and what do i do
 
i want to respond to the last three but not be a post whore

1. i do wear spandex

2. if i didnt care about my sexual life i seriously would chop them off right now

3. trust me, this is worse
 
no, it really isnt...in any way. unless you have open cuts and are bleading, its not. at all. and will never be.
 
i had to get a catheter put in for a surgery so dont tell me whats worse you havent experienced this pain mr tough guy
 
were you awake? and did they have to take it out and put it back in 3 times? and did they almost forget to deflate it when they took it out?
 
i was awake, they took it out and put it back in twice and they didn't ALMOST forget it but doesn't really make a difference why would you post negative things why aren't you just like oh that sucks hope you feel better seriously no ones impressed that you got a stick shoved up your dick so stop complaining about it
 
i could say the same thing about how no one cares about your pain. just like you dont care about my pain...

go see a fuckin doctor, dont make a post
 
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So, for your balls:

Its most likely you've strained or pinched your inguinal canal by contracting your abdominals. Try icing right above your pubic bone, right under your boxers on either side. This should stop any swelling and loosen those muscles. Try that first.
 
thats weird..a kid on our team had the exact same pain/situation, turns out he had staph in his left testicle. go to the hospital.
 
Probably what he said...

But, go see a doctor. Especially if the pain goes worst.

It may be also be low back problems that make your balls hurt (I had some massive ball pain last year for a moment due to back problems).
 
ya dude, see a doctor soon, cuz your practices start soon. and i heard that k-flem gives a good ball inspection, so thats another alternative
 
yea, you haven't realized that you're actually gay and seeing all of the football players in tight pants just gave you blue balls.

sorry, just joking man. i dunno though, if it doesn't go away after like a day you should definitely get that checked out by a doctor.
 
that you are beating off too much, and your balls smacking your hand excessively all day has caused it. so quit beating off.
 
sounds like you twisted testicles... go to a docter dont wanna mess with your balls, they tend to be importent... btw no pun intended

 
i had something that sounded a lot like what your talking about once, I dealt with it for a while, but then I couldnt take it, and my dad is a urologist and Ive heard bad stories, so i told him and he set me up with an appointment with another urologist that works at the hospital. It was pretty awkward cause he and my dad work together and he was cupping my balls. turned out to be nothing serious, but you need to get that checked out because it could be testicular torsion, which means your nut twisted in your sac, and the cirulation is limited, and thats bad.
 
I knew this kid who woke up in the middle of the night and his nuts had gotten tied in a knot, no joke he went to the emergency room and they said "testicular torsion" is quite common, worst pain he ever had he said, that could be what you have. Oh and from then on we called him "pretzel nuts"
 
Yeah man, word, I have a friend who had the EXACT same deal, woke up in the morning with excruciating nut pains, ran outside and shoved his nuts in the snow in a vain attempt to ease the sudden onslaught of pain and like woke up his parents howling in agony. His dad came bounding down the stairs asking what was up and hes just like "I think i have nut cancer!!" his dad sped him at like 150 to the hospital. He got surgery. Tunrs out it was twisted nut cords or something like that.
 
yo that is pretty much exactly what happened to me. right down to waking up my dad and telling him i had testicular cancer. i was scared shitless. worst pain i have ever felt. by far.
 
Yeah it's called testicular torsion and it's basically when the cords that attach your nuts to your dick get twisted around the blood veins that attach to you balls, kinda like a tourniquet. Basically it can kill a testicle in I believe less than 24 if not even 12 hours, so GET TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL.
 
It means you either nailed it somehow via an impact of some sort, or you either have a yeast infection or scabies. Scabies sucks, one of my housemates has it now and we're washing everything he's sat on in the last year. Motherfucker.
 
or he has Jock itch, it's a fungus infection that is simmilar to athleats foot, just on your nutsck and croch reagion it hurts like a bitch at times. again sloths need doctors too.
 
dude i had that one day too. for me it like started out as a stomach cramp that moved down into my left nut. it went a way tho
 
i have always had a few tubes tangeled up in a mass next to one of my balls. there like a 20 percent chance i cant have kids using my unit and shit may have to get extracted. as far as im concerned, 20 percent is enough that i dont have to wear a condom. it just feels so much better.
 
it could be a really bad hurnia (sp?) but i really dont know what im talking about

the going to the doctor suggestion sounds like the way to go... a little embarrassment is worth saving your balls.
 
I can almost guarantee that by this point, judging by his lack of response posts in the last day or so that he's probably already in the hospital.
 
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