I am fucking retarded

haha, that's damn funny...so is skierman's story :-D

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
haha that is funny.

Jessbuff

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2005-02-03 16:30:52

My buddy Mike and I went to go tip over a porta-potty this one time and I put my e-brake up but left my doors unlocked. When we came back I didn't see my car initially because my jerk off friends in the other car opened my door, took off my e-brake, put my car in neutral and pushed my car into a ditch!


and so was that, it was my idea! take that, stupid purple pontiac firefly.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army


'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
purple Pontiac Firefly? Ahh, hurtin'.

Oates
Reppin' 907

''gnothi seauton (know yourself)''
-Socrates
 
how bout turning the car off/putting it in park dumbass?

people are stupid.
dont piss me off; im running out out places to put the bodies
 
it was off dumbass. i have a standard so i just forgot to put it in first gear.

'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'
 
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