I am fucking retarded

VTskier3

VTskier3

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ok so i'm pumping gas at a 7 eleven..and i'm typing in my pin and all that, and i turn around to remove the gas cap..yeah there's no car. i left it in neutral and didn't put the e brake on. i see my jeep rolling down the only hill in fucking florida into the busiest road in town. I bolted across the street and jumped in..i seriously can't believe no one was coming. i am sooo fucking stupid! ahhhh! anyone else done that?

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hahahaha......no

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
ya id have to go with no, and restate your title, your a fucking retard. My sister drove off with the pump still in her car,

 
My god, I hope you're kidding.

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-Socrates
 
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East Coast of the West Coast
 
sorry havent done that, but i didnt pull the e brake up the whole wy and i fogot to put it in gear and i woke up and it had oasted 8 feet down my driveway almost onto the street

He who hesitates masturbates
 
haha ive never done anythin that bad, though last year durring a snow storm me and my friend were doin doughnuts and plowin through snowbanks in our cars and i went through a big pile of snow and ended up on a rock, i felt pretty stupid

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hahaha the only hill in florida hahaha so true. Im not sure how but i know that florida has the lowest highest elevation of any state, and that elevation is 200 something feet.

Ski New Jersey
 
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~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
haha... brilliant move

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
my buddy left his brand new RSX at the top of his driveway when he pulled in one day. was in a hurry to get to class so he ran inside real quick.

once inside hears a big bang. when coming outside he sees his RSX at the bottom of his steep ass driveway (25-35 degree slope) into a tree.

completely smashed the drivers side back of the frame all up into the cabin of the car. leaking gas everywhere and shit.

seems he forgot to put the car in gear as a first precaution and second didnt pull the e-brake like a dumbass.

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skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
its ok karrie, your not stupid or anything just realy stresed out, youll be ok, and hey you jeep didnt get him, so no harm no foul. just keep smiling!!!

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skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
wow dude you are lucky you didn't kill anyone...crazy

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my dad did that with an rv at work once cus the transmition was fucked up and it wouldnt go into park, but he saved it right b4 the road

 
I was in my Powerwheels once and I tried to drive off a two foot curb thing and I went head first over the windshild onto the ground because I had a Jeep model but its not truely a Jeep. =(

 
Its like Garden State once he gets to work and realizes that the gas pump was in his tank when he left and he ripped it clean off.

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I did it too man. But my e-brake was on and my car was in neutral. It was a steep hill I parked on, walked up to friends house to help build something, he goes, 'Dude your car.' I look up to see my car rolling backwards down his hill strait towards this 4ft. ditch and trees. I run at mach 2, car was going too fast to jump in, mysteriously the car swirves sharply across the road towards their neighbors house killing enough of it's speed for me to pull some James Bond shit, jump in and slam on the brake.

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^ I would be laughing my ass off if I saw someone running like hell after thier car.

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Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but in the end, it doesnt get you anywhere. Write that down.
 
that would be tight to watch though skierman. did you get it on video?

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
Naw, we where working on elevations. But yeah the whole time I was chasing the car I could hear him at his house laughing his ass off. Speaking of video, you know that long jumping shit on skis? My friend just last night went off the jump wrong, shot off to the left and took out a girl judge. I'll have the video up in a day or two.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
My buddy Mike and I went to go tip over a porta-potty this one time and I put my e-brake up but left my doors unlocked. When we came back I didn't see my car initially because my jerk off friends in the other car opened my door, took off my e-brake, put my car in neutral and pushed my car into a ditch!

 
wow thats no good

Girls only want to date guys with good skills, like nunchuck skills, bowstaff skills, computer hacking skills...
 
i did the same thing at a parking lot except my friend was in the car and i got out and just heard her yelling i jumped back in but hit my head in the process. and then the next day i drove off with the pump still in my car. i felt like a moron

 
also...before i noticed my car rolling away without me, i was definitely checking out this hot guy. i guess that's not a way to impress anyone. he sped off right after. douche bag

'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'
 
we were egging houses once and my firned left it in neutral and it rolled down the hill, surprisingly we didnt get busted

 
lemme guess, your originally from vancouver.

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Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

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I'm rick james, bitch.
 
bah i dont even have a car

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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
well there was this one time that... no acctuiolly no that has neverhappend to me, i guess i'm not as stupid as some people on here look.

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the worst ive dont was to ont put the lid back in my gas tank befor i drove away... it was my irst time getting gas myself. Igfelt dumb.

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hLw87, I'm guessing you're female.

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''gnothi seauton (know yourself)''
-Socrates
 
ha ha! be funny if someone actually tried to stop their car while it was moving...

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