I am dead.

[miker92]

i was just at this kid teds house (t3dizzle) and we were all sitting around doing nothing. i got locked in teds room (dont ask) and found a lighter in there. i was playing with that and then they let me out. a few minutes later i went into jays (bigairjay) room. i was pretty bored and me and dane used the smoke from the lighter to write stuff on jays old skis. this wasnt a big deal since it wiped off easily. then dane lit a candle. i, in a moment of complete mental retardation, blew my nose in a tissue and as a reflex put it on the candle for disposal. then, shocked at how big the flame was, i picked the tissue up and tried to blow the flame out. the burning part of the tissue broke off and fell on the carpet. to prevent his house from burning down, ted stomped on the tissue and put it out. ted ran and told his mom and dane called jay who had left like 10 minutes earlier. i then spent 5 minutes reducing the burn mark from 6" in diameter to about 1.5. at this point, i was urged to leave by ted because he feared my death was quickly approaching. i assume that the next time i see jay will be the last time anyone sees me.

*enjoy*

 

[cracko]

why would you make a thread about this.

 

[miker92]

if you had any idea how jay will beat me the next time i see him then youd know why. today i got a beanbag chair stuffed over my head whith jay sitting on it and that was just for fun he wasnt even mad.

 

[sktrkdo7]

lol wont jay find out from this thread

 

[jayamait]

i really doubt you'll die. its not really a big deal. i really only clicked on this thread cause it was a cool title that didnt make sense.

 

[zylstra]

how old are you?

 

[miker92]

jays 18. im 14. alright i overreacted a little but if you knew jay youd understand.

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

Jay sounds like a fucked up dude

 

[zylstra]

I think i know the type.

take some pain killers now.

 

[timmi]

no...how could this confuse you?

 

[timmi]

who wouldnt be flipping a bitch if the kid put a burn mark in a kids rug? i know i would be flipping out.

 

[JAYTRON]

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/290962/

 

[timmi]

bahaha subtle yet effective!

 

[sconniestyle]

why was it a reflex to put the tissue on the candle? do you normally put tissues on the candle or was it a subconcious aversion to pyromania?

 

[tBatt]

for the lazy's

(lets hope this works)

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/290962/

 

[miker92]

subconcious aversion to pyromania. like i was thinking about bonfires where everything just goes in the fire

 

[unchyll]

hahaha

you get locked in rooms?

 

[JAYTRON]

^yes he does, by empty boxes cause hes a bitch. so hes over at my house now and scared shitless. I dont know if i want to hit him or just keep scaring him. i think he shit his pants, it really smells.

 

[zylstra]

HAHAHAHA

Keep playin him...

 

[skier_dude_1831]

haha

fucking hilarious

 

[DANETRON]

I was there! he tried to burn his house down!